The Mumsnet round robin

[DizzyHoneyBee]

So, what should be included if we were all to do a collective Mumsnet round robin :)
Kind of the best of Mumsnet talk and the most memorable bits, including complete disasters!

My all time favorite thread was the twatted spider. Was that this year?
It needs to be really boastful and boring in equal measure

Was it this year everyone did a wash the washing machine wash. Sure there's something in that but am too tired to think of the right words

Who does the Talk Roundup? Surely one for them to consolidate.

To be included in my round robin
'ds1 is settling in well at school - he's learnt that flash mobs do not involve pulling your pants down in the school playground and that the birdbath does not usually contain urine. Mrs A is happy with his progress

Aitch does the roundup.

She should include the Stone Age Peter Andre loving his cavekids thread because I was on it

"Sadly I did not have a wonderful start to 2012 and was diagnosed with cuntworms..."

Yes we did do a maintenance wash but my thread wasn't half as good as the first one which has gone from Chat

January

2012 got off to an ambitious start with discussions of what to do if we were the parent of the second coming, thankfully it was not to be as we couldn't possibly have chosen which Boden outfit would have been most suitable, let alone cope with all the hoiking of judgey pants that would have been inevitable.

Not to be beaten with all the talk of the Second Coming, Tabulahrasa decided that she would make a sock monkey, alas that didn't go to well either.

The excitement continued with several members deciding to test the strength of their pelvic floors by trying out flume rides. A combination of enemas, douches and floss in fanjos quite frankly is more than some of us wish to consider so moving swiftly on to the cheerful topic of what you'd have on your Mumsnet head stone, some were shocked that people would ever leave; shades of Hotel California perhaps? Surprisingly nobody wanted a picture of some judgey pants.

The month ended with discussions of the practicality of making your own crocodile wallet and how to look after unicorns, along with the shocking revelation by Aitch that there are not many virgins on Mumsnet. Who knew?

Anybody want to do february? The archives for the talk round up are all here:
www.mumsnet.com/info/roundup-archive