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What the hell can I buy DH???

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CrazyChristmasLady · 26/11/2012 13:31

We only have a £50 budget. I have already given him £25 towards clothes as he has lost weight and is in desperate need. I have given him another £5 for a case for his new phone.

Now I am left with £20, plus I need to spend another £10 on a present from the kids (DS is insisting on socks, DH wouldn't really appreciate that).

I have no idea!!

He has no hobbies, he is already buying himself clothes and he doesn't tend to like the stuff I would pick, ie slightly trendy and actually nice as oppose to the usual shapeless jeans and plain t shirts he always wears.

He likes DVDs but we literally have 100's, actually more like a couple 1000 so I do not want anymore. There is no room on the shelves. He doesn't read, only in the bath which is a rarity and he has plenty of books that he has yet to go through therefore I am not buying him anymore.

He is on a diet so no fancy food.

He doesn't do sports. He does need to exercise and I suggested a swimming voucher as money is very tight and he can't really afford it. This suggestion was not met with the greatest of enthusiasm.

I bought him a nice new wallet for his birthday as oppose to the bloody South Park crap one he has now and he hasn't used it.

He has an Xbox but still has games from his birthday that he hasn't played yet. He isn't into the COD games, he likes the Lego Star Wars, that sort of thing.

The only things he does is go to work (I bought some ties last year but he tends to wear the same one every day), help out with the kids, watch tv and go on the PC.

That is it. He has a car, but there isn't anything I can get.

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is this the most difficult man to buy for?

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rhondajean · 26/11/2012 17:03

Good lord. I have the opposite problem with DH - I could spend an absolute fortune on him and have to restrain myself from buying!

Nice belt?
Does he cook? Foodie set?
What about a coffee table book about Thr star wars films.

ZombieBelle · 26/11/2012 18:06

in wh smith right now there is a book about lego star wars, i think its on 2 for £10 actually. would he like that? here and maybe a lego star wars little set?

CrazyChristmasLady · 26/11/2012 20:07

Thanks for the replies.

I feel awful saying it, but yes, he is boring. He says all he wants to do is chill out in the evening, so he does nothing then at weekends he helps with the kids, which means he gets up with them, doesn't get them dressed unless I specifically ask him to the night before and lay their clothes out else they end up in god knows what mish mash assortment. We may go out, usually to a bloody supermarket. Yes our lives are actually a bit shit and I am so bored. I also have a long term health condition so its not like I am a bundle of energy, but he is a bit boring.

Ok, car journey isn't long enough to bother with a CD plus his car has a tape player. Not bothering to buy a CD player, it wouldn't get used.

Don't have satnav, we don't need it.

He has an SD card for the frame, I bought that at the time.

He wouldn't shop in M & S, its too expensive and he will only buy supermarket clothes. I have given up on this one.

We do have a kinect, he has the sports game as he insisted on getting it. He doesn't use it therefore I begrudge buying any other games for it.

Weights would be no good, I know he wouldn't use them.

He does have torches and uses his phone for an alarm clock.

He would be really offended at a self help book like that and it wouldn't actually motivate him at all.

He isn't ungrateful, he just doesn't like practical presents.

I actually have loads of photos of the kids in albums. I insist on getting them printed and put in albums because I prefer it, he would prefer them to sit on the computer so we could look at them, although we never would.

Magazine subscription may be an idea. He used to read Empire and that but he hasn't bought them for a while so not sure if he is that bothered any more.

The only reason I am reluctant to buy yet another DVD is I KNOW what will happen. I will buy it, he may get around to watching some of it, then it will sit on the shelf with the other 1000's of DVDs, doing nothing forever more and I will not be allowed to get rid of it. An example, we bought Forrest Gump in 2002, it is still in the wrapper on the shelf. He won't watch it. I think he likes to have this vast collection but he never actually takes a film from the shelf and watches it. He is a bit of a hoarder.

He would love Star Wars lego. It would go with some of the others he has in the loft. Our house is TINY though and we barely have enough room for the kids toys, let alone any more pointless crap stuff that will sit these in a box. He would look at that book, once, then it would sit on the shelf forever more and I will never be allowed to get rid of it. I admit, it is why I am reluctant to buy him more stuff. He won't EVER get rid of anything, even if we haven't used it in 12 years.

I have threatened him with nothing to open on Christmas day as I am at such a loss.

I feel bad, he is a good guy but I do get fed up now and again.

Going to check out those links now.

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chocolateicecream · 26/11/2012 20:23

MrsHoarder, I thought about the photo idea too when I read the OP. I made up an album of photographs ranging from when Dh and I met each other, included memorable moments, right up until a few weeks before he received it. I gave it to him as a 30'th Birthday gift and he loved it.

CrazyChristmasLady · 26/11/2012 20:26

I have found a good tool on Firebox, screwdriver with 6 bits inside and you just flick the button and it changes, £20 too so the budget.

I thought of a photo keyring from the kids because he had 1 of DS but he doesn't have one with DD. Also a photocube for work. I'm sure he sits at a desk sometimes as I phone him now and again.

Thanks ladies. Some possibilites anyway. Smile

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DonkeysDontRideBicycles · 26/11/2012 20:31

Please tell us he puts as much thought into your gift!!

wafflingworrier · 26/11/2012 20:31

aaah good luck!
maybe something from where you first met/back in your student days? if you dont like having loads of stuff and he isnt that interested in accumulating more stuff, it sounds like he just wants to feel included+loved, so i would go for cheap novelty that makes him smile and reminds him of some fun you've had together? also, get something small so that it can be stored away easily, and just accept that it will get hoarded.
...collect all the letters/emails youve ever sent each other and have them printed into a book?even if it's never read, nice thought behind it?
make him a treasure hunt with clues on bits of paper round the house with witty jokes/riddles on, so that the whole family can enjoy the game of finding his present-bit like a christmas-easter-egg-hunt?
you can buy material paint and put a cheesy slogan onto a plain tshirt? eg superdad....ok that idea is lame....ignore that one.....

wafflingworrier · 26/11/2012 20:33

one of those key rings that make a noise when you whistle so that you can find your keys?
one of those grow your own cress head guys? ooh please get one of these especially if he is balding. hilarity.

maybe i should mention i am well known for giving completely inappropriate, pointless gifts.....(ducks head and leaves conversation....)

DorisIsWaiting · 26/11/2012 20:34

We have VERY similar DH's! I feel your pain.

I've got DH a photo keyring from Whsmiths (£2.99 from the bargain chritsmas thread). A T-shirt with Stweie from Family guy (which he may or may not like but only really wears around the house). Some tumbler glasses (odd but he refuses to dishwash the only one left in his favorite style in the house and it's a bit of a joke). I'm now getting him some thermal slippers from M and S (they were a boit of a joke last year but he's barely taken them off result!)

Depending on money I may get a magazine subscription (possibly with tesco vouchers) as he reads them if their around...

JennyPiccolo · 26/11/2012 20:34

Does he have an iPod? Get him a wireless dongle thing for it so he can listen to it in the car. They're about £10.

chocolateicecream · 26/11/2012 20:36

A family board game???

twolittledarlings · 26/11/2012 21:59

If he likes eggs and he says you can not do it right, what about an egg boiler from Lakeland for £11.99? Am thinking one getting one for us too as I always overbook them.

I also like the digital photo key ring.

My hubby wants to chill out too or do something craft or stuff with the children so this year, (as he used to like them), have got him 3 boxes of 1000 pcs puzzles on things he likes like cars, bikes and the third puzzle is of air fix models which he used to play with as a child.

twolittledarlings · 27/11/2012 00:08

Also thinking of getting him the Pongo Table Tennis Kit from Firebox for £40 as Amazon has it for £46.

Looks quite good and have seen some reviews on google as this. Hubby like table tennis for fun and may be. Good to play with the girls or for them to play with heir friends when they come round. We have a very large back room and a large dining table.

Saves me getting an actual fold up table tennis table which I had been comtemplating but saw this.
www.amazon.co.uk/Pongo-Portable-Ping-Table-Tennis/dp/B004MW3S9C/ref=sr_1_1?s=kids&ie=UTF8&qid=1353974848&sr=1-1

Selks · 27/11/2012 00:19

Set of weights? Such as these?

frazzled74 · 27/11/2012 00:23

a newspaper from the day he was born.? an annual from his childhood (second hand from ebay) with a stocking full of retro type sweets.or just get the olympics dvd or a small starwars lego set.

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