A really big one.
There is nothing like sitting down to watch a christmas film, with a tree branch poking you in the head
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Seriously, the tree is touching ceiling every year, and the sheer size terrifies the smaller children into leaving it alone.
I think I'd feel a bit sorry for myself if a tree on a table was all we had, but my grandmother had such a thing, and her house was always very Christmassy.
I don't exude enough loveliness to carry off a tiny tree, so we are going to a Christmas tree farm to get something like the one in The National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.