Some people say that animals bow down at midnight.Some say they can talk at midnight on Christmas Morning

[LordOfTheFlies]

What will my 2 guinea-pig boys say?

"Oi, mum. More rocket please, less rubbish hay, and lay off the baths will ya".

Or will they kiss me -with their teeth- and tell me they love me?

Prize for the most random thread goes to you, - have you ever seen the film/cartoon 'Annabel's Wish'. ? - you must.

i have no idea what it is you have taken but if i PM you my address could you send me some?

I have never heard of this!

Anyone else?

Post me some too please, it must be stellar crap :o

My dog will say, "has Santa been yet?" He has been rooting for his presents ever since he heard his rubber chicken squeak :o

Although he is quite happy this morning because he's had presents for his birthday.

Happy Birthday Shankly Doodles Pop Pops. 4 today :) :)

I say these people are either ON something or NEED TO BE.

This has given me a great chuckle on my break from a really awful, tedious job. Thank you.

So long as my dog doesn't say 'I've left you another present under the tree' (Two so far )

As he's a dachshund I'm not sure if I could detect a bow.

www.carols.org.uk/the-oxen-thomas-hardy.htm

Kneeling yes - Thomas Hardy says so! Talking? My cat would say - please stop the two year old trying to cut off my ears.

This has made me smile, and I really needed it. I am so sick of wrapping things!

yes in Poland it is believed that animals speak on Christmas Eve......my cats will be requesting the 'How to open tins without thumbs' manual !!!

Voldemort happy birthday To shankly doodle!
It's Peanutdogs birthday on boxing day
He would say...." have you got anything I can eat, that turkey looks tasty" if he could speak!

Thanks peanuts :o and happy birthday to peanut woof for boxing day.

Shankly has had a lovely birthday and loves his new tug o war toy.

His stocking is bursting out the seams for Christmas. He's going to be so happy. I keep telling him Santa's coming soon :o I know I'm a bit do lally pip, but the dcs won't play along so the dog has to put up with me instead .

OP - I have heard of the kneeling down bit. Don't worry you're not going ma d

But, only famr animals - cows, sheep etc. Not dogs or pigeons or guinea pigs or rabbits

Is this a rumour started by Dr Dolittle?

Yes, I'd frequently heard of the kneeling thing (well, frequently in a Christmas context). I thought it was the animals who were supposed to be in a stable, so I'm not sure whether guinea pigs count.