Christmas: the Season of Festive Revenge

[meditrina]

Yes, it's all very well to be jolly.

But I am seriously thinking about getting a Native American split stick clapper (really loud, but simple percussion instrument) for the toddler of the one who decided to give DD a toy mobile phone with inexhaustible and seemingly unsabotageable sound chip.

Or perhaps a bodhran for her middle DC would be more appropriate? (I can't run to a full drum kit).

And is creme de menthe a good present for someone with halitosis?

Aftershock smells and tastes more like mouthwash

I've never heard of Aftershock (presumably I need to get out more). But it's the season of Goodwill, and I wouldn't really want to hurt anyone's feelings. Just put a pleasing edge on things IYSWIM.

I'm not alone in this, am I ?

Revenge is of course totally and utterly wrong and wicked [pious Christmas fairy emoticon]

What a good idea though

medi I'd go for the stick thingie (perhaps because I rather like bodhrans).

I wouldn't really be mean, but what should I / could I have got for my "perfect" big sister who still treats me like a pesty 7 year old?

Given the near tumbleweed here, would I be right in assuming other posters had no need of a Yuletide Nemesis?

A recorder makes a great cheap present