Your best cracker jokes please!

[normaleggy]

I'm making some christmas crackers, could do with some good but fairly clean jokes! Any ideas?

Cracker jokes are notoriously bad so I make no excuses for the following.

Why does Santa have three gardens?
Because he likes to hohoho

What's a snowman's favourite game?
Ice spy

What do you call a blind reindeer?
No eye deer.

What's furry and minty?
A polo bear.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a snowman?
Frostbite.

What sort of pizza does King Wenceslas like?
Deep pan, crisp and even

Two snowmen in a field. One says to the other can you smell carrot?

Ive just done this myself so I have quite a few more but they are not all christmas related, does that matter?

What's ET short for? Cos he's only got little legs.

Whats Orange and sounds like a parrott?

A carrott

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs!

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because the parrots 'et 'em all!