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What are the most ridiculous parts in the Nativity that your DC have had?

15 replies

veggieburger · 26/11/2011 21:56

I'm thinking along the lines of the Love Actually nativity here - have any of you been subjected to anything such as an octopus? A singing lobster?
I was just thinking this as DD has been cast as a reindeer in hers, something I don't recall in the origional Hmm
So anyone have any experiece of this kind of thing, or have you been subjected to making an 'interesting' costume?

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geogteach · 26/11/2011 22:21

DS1 was a chocolate santa claus! and yes this production did include the traditional nativity characters.

Helenagrace · 26/11/2011 22:25

When my DD was Mary in hers the alpha mother in our playground was really upset with her daughter's part...she was a postbox!

I don't think any sane teacher would give my DS a part. Last year they put him with the musicians and gave him a drum!

bridgeandbow · 26/11/2011 22:34

i was sally the banana.....

life sized ( well kid size anyway) yellow leggings sticking out the bottom the works!

think it scarred me - yes the other kids did laugh! still remember and it was bloody 30 years ago....

Brandybuck · 26/11/2011 23:40

My son is in the percussion section. Finally got out of him today that his instrument is the coconut shells. For the donkey going clip clop. [so proud]

insanityscratching · 27/11/2011 08:10

Dd is Jack Frost's sister Jill Grin She's happy she gets to wear a white dress and sparkly shoes.

MrsDanverclone · 27/11/2011 09:21

For my daughter's first nativity in Nursery she was a shopper, wandered on to stage, didn't even give Mary and Joseph a glance, wandered off the other side. It was very bizarre. Grin

For Reception class she told me she was a satsuma, in fact she was adamant that she was going to be a piece of orange fruit. Checked with teacher, she was actually Angel Gabriel.

( more on stage time than any other child Wink)
She did mutter that she didn't want to wear the silly angel dress and wanted to be a satsuma, all the way till the day of the show.

Hulababy · 27/11/2011 09:28

My school is doing a fairy tale nativity. The children are initially fairy tale/nursery rhyme characters such as Goldilocks, Jack, the Giant, 3 litle pigs, etc - who are then transformed into playing nativity characters.

LissTheSeasonLouBeJolly · 27/11/2011 09:46

Pretty normal here, this year he is god though. Complete with glowing finger and lightening bolt.

LissTheSeasonLouBeJolly · 27/11/2011 09:46

Pretty normal here, this year he is god though. Complete with glowing finger and lightening bolt.

Lifeissweet · 27/11/2011 09:48

DS is pirate number 2 (really not sure what this production is!)

I remember at primary school having to put black makeup on my face and be a slave. Seriously. What on EARTH was that about?

Love God's glowing finger, Liss!

ChippyMinton · 27/11/2011 09:51

DS1 was a cockerel.
DS2 was a superhero.
DD was a wise man's camel.

All in fairly traditional, all-singing, all-dancing nativities.

upatdawn · 27/11/2011 13:12

when DD was in reception she was the angel Gabrielle as, in their words, 'it would be odd giving her a male part' Hmm
She did look very cute though :o

Wigeon · 27/11/2011 14:36

I was The North Wind in a nativity once Hmm.

After that, I was The Narrator in any production cos I speak good innit. Always wanted to be something glamorous like an angel.

PomBearAtTheGatesOfDoom · 27/11/2011 16:31

PFB was a rabbit once, one of a dozen or so, and to this day we have no idea which one was him.
No3 son was an ass last year "I'm a donkey mummy, not Little Donkey what goes to Bethlehem with Mary but the one what's already there when they get there with the ox and the ass"
Me: "So you're the ass then son, a donkey is an ass" Followed by the dawning realisation of exactly what I'd just said to my beloved child... [sigh]

lionheart · 27/11/2011 16:41

DS is King Herod's henchman, or, as he puts it, 'I have to follow the evil dude around the stage'! Wink

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