So DD (5) was awake at 10pm screeching and caterwauling because her bottom was unbearably itchy. On further interrogation she did definitely mean her bottom rather than fanjo, and to be fair, she was really being driven mad with it.
Obviously, I immediately thought 'worms' and had a quick shufty under the covers with a flashlight, but there was no sign of anything wormy whatsoever.
Also no spots, or much redness other than where she had scratched and scratched.
I don't have any sort of nappy cream in the house any more, so I put some Savlon on it in the hope it would be soothing, and eventually gave her Calpol as well in the hope that if it didn't ease the discomfort then at least it would have a placebo effect.
Seems fine this morning.
But if we have a rerun tonight...
a) what else could it be, other than worms?
b) what else could I do to alleviate it?