So well done for clicking you are clearly as dedicated a parent as I am.
Right, tonights problem has levels.
Basically my dd did herself an unusual injury earlier whilst bouncing around on the sofa. She managed to apparently land on the arm in such a way as to damage herself. Specifically to (I think) create a small split in her perinium - that fab bit between the anus and fanjo that commonly tears in childbirth.
However, fear not for my dd (who is not pg indeed is only 4) she only had/has a tiny cut just above her anus.
Oooooh are we on TMI yet?
There's more
Right whilst stemming the blood (which there was a bit more than I would expect with a tiny cut) I noticed purple tiny bulges slightly further down around her anus.
Now I'm thinking haemorrhoids. and maybe even one of these was damage during sofa acrobatics......
Right I have a point.
- can children get haemorrhoids??
- does she need a gp visit to sort it if so?
- what the blardy hell could she have done to cut/split herself otherwise!!! it is a sofa ffs.
- do I now know an unhealthy amount of detail about someone elses anus?
- shall I print out this thread and put in her 'memory box' for her 18th birthday?
If you could help with any of that I'd appreciated it.
Ta.