Grunting, groaning, snorting and....

[Eskino]

Squeaking?

Has anyone ever got to the bottom of why some newborns are the noisiest,, craziest little things when they are asleep!?

All my Internet searches have told me nothing, the health professionals go, "aaah. Some babies just do". (Right, thanks).

She is winded, clean, her face is in repose, no legs drawing up or back arching. But she's making a noise like a lusty badger. How long does it go on for? None of my boys ever did this!

mine does this?eight weeks and counting, oh and the noisiest farts ever - unbelievable something so small can make so much noise!
love the 'lusty badger' analogy

It's one of he reasons I moved DS to his own room at 5 months. He could out fart () his father, and still can at 4y8m. He was such a noisy sleeper.

DD was the same, but I co slept with her and used to silence her with boob

I am fully prepared for DC3 to be exactly the same.

However I do talk, shout, tell the DC's off in my sleep and regularly wake DH because I am so noisy.

Wow not sure mine could outfart her father! or me

He's in the spare room, dd and I in the big bed and it is better if she's next to me.. Also, she quietens when I turn the lamp on so I'm wondering if she's keeping herself company in the dark with these noises??