DS has requested some "fascinating books" for his seventh birthday 
When asked what this means he says:
- Where there is this boy, and he's on a tropical island, and this tropical island, is like, right by the sea!
- Cheese people, where a man cut them up into quarters, and then they ran away, because he wants to cut them up even smaller, and put them on his bread.
- Some troll books and some pirate books.
He likes Jeremy Strong and Roald Dahl, and the Magic Treehouse books, and Winnie the Witch. He can read short chapter books.
Does anybody have any suggestions?