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Autumn Term at the Chalet School

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Vintagejazz · 25/09/2014 11:19

Just starting a new thread here as I can't spot a new one.

So my lambs feel free to keep spreading the hanes, but watch the slang!

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UniS · 05/10/2014 21:25

Why not, the Dartmoor branch of the Chalet School. It could be perfect, plenty of opportunity for girls to wonder off onto the moors and half drown in raging torrents or get stuck in bogs.

Uniform could perhaps be peat brown and gorse yellow. Hats may not work too well, rather windy, maybe berets - well pulled down Miss O'Ryan please. All those nailed boots and alpen stocks would be handy.

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 05/10/2014 21:34

Aw, and Nell has her ducky little cottage in Dartmoor. Perfect!

My 'reading through in order' has taken a slight hit. I skipped Rescue, partly because I seem to not have emailed it to myself and couldn't be arsed to start up the laptop, also because it seemed not to be one that would make much of a difference. But I fear this is the start of a slippery slope.

Lurknomoreladies · 05/10/2014 21:57

But Nell, you will miss all of Poor Sweet Phoebe's backstory. And in fact all of Chippy child groomer Reg's backstory as well. How can you even comtemplate this?!

RueDeWakening · 05/10/2014 22:38

Not sure Rescue is in the transcripts, I missed that one out too (up to Jane now, nearly there...) - missing it did confuse me when Phoebe turned up on the Platz, though :o

EElisavetaofBelsornia · 06/10/2014 08:39

Rescue is not in the transcripts, meaning that we don't get an opportunity to appreciate the true creepiness of Reg Entwistle. Can anyone help to fill the gap?

hels71 · 06/10/2014 09:58

GGBP have just announced a new CS fill in:

ggbp.co.uk/book-titles/forthcoming-books.html

RueDeWakening · 06/10/2014 10:52

Anyone know how the Armada version of Rescue is re cuts etc? I've got the paperback, at least but won't have time to transcribe it for a few weeks yet...

hels71 · 06/10/2014 10:54

This link suggests it is uncut.

www.chaletschool.org.uk/ebd-books/cuts-in-the-armada-paperbacks

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 06/10/2014 11:27

How can you even comtemplate this?!

Grin With great ease, seeing how happily I blamed my own indifference towards 'poor sweet Phoebe' and the Creepy Reg for the gap!

I must not must not must not buy any more just yet. Seem to have acquired three hardbacks off ebay yesterday...

Vintagejazz · 06/10/2014 11:41

Miss Annersely looked up as Joey entered the room. "Oh good" she said "have you the revised nativity script ready? The girls are very anxious to start rehearsals".

"Yes" said Joey, looking slightly shifty "I've written in all those extra parts you asked for".

Miss Annersley flicked through the script. "Villagers, including Mary's best friend and Joseph's brother in law, gather silently at the back of the stage as Mary and Joseph ride past on their donkey" she read.
"Yes" said Joey, flushing slightly "it sounds rather good, doesn't it? It will really flesh out that scene".
"But Joey" said Miss Annersley, "How will anyone even know that Nell and Cheddar are playing the best friend and brother in law? They don't say or do anything. "
"Oh, don't worry" said Joey brightly "It will say on the programme that they are playing those parts".

"Hmm" said Miss Annersley "now what about the extra angels" and she flicked on a few pages.
"Angels 3,4,5,and 6 stand in the shadows at the back of the stage dressed in black as Angels 1 and 2 sing 'Hark the Herald Angels Sing' " she read slowly "at the final word their voices lift from the darkness to join in".

"So" she said "they'll be standing where no one can see them"?

"Yes" said Joey brightly

"And they won't be wearing Angel costumes"?

"No" said Joey more brightly

"And they'll only being singing one single word of the carol"?

"Yes" said Joey, her brightness reaching tones of desperation.

"I see" said Miss Annersley who obviously was beginning to see, quite clearly.

She flicked forward a few pages to the shepherds' first scene. "The shepherds are seen tending their flock" she read, "the sheep gather around, including Sean the Sheep who is thinking naughty thoughts".

"So, he's thinking naughty thoughts".

"Yes".

"He doesn't actually do anything naughty?"

"Well, no, not exactly".

"Yes, I see".

Miss Annersley flicked forward a few more pages. "Now, where's the dancing star? EmilyAlice really is a most talented dancer and.......
'The 3 wise men look off stage and say, "Oh see a dancing star. We must travel to Bethlehem where a child has been born" '

"EmilyAlice doesn't appear on stage"?

"Eh, no".

"Or do any actual dancing?"

"Well, you see..."

"Joey" Miss Annersley exploded slamming the script onto her desk "You know quite well that's not what I meant when I asked you to include extra parts. The parents want to see their children perform on the stage. This new script is absolute rubbish. And while I'm on the subject, what year is this Joey?"

"Gosh" said Joey, "well it's 1952 isn't it?"

"Yes" said Miss Annersley "and what year did Robin leave this school Joey?"

"Well" Joey's eyes slid furtively towards the window, where the gardener was raking up leaves in the darkening afternoon, "well, it must have been... sometime during the war wasn't it.... so.... just a very short while ago".

"She left" said Miss Annersley icily "eight years ago. She's nearly 27 and has no business still appearing in the school nativity play".

"Oh but once a Chalet girl" wailed Joey in dismay.

"That's as may be Joey, but the parents of current pupils want to see their daughters on stage, not women of almost 30 who have long left the school. I'm taking the part from her and Joey, if I don't see a proper revised script on my desk by lunchtime on Friday I shall write a new script myself and re-cast the entire play".

"Yes Miss Annersley" said Joey sulkily and left the room. Two minutes later the front door banged angrily.

Hilda sighed, took up her pen and began to dream of St Trinian's.

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NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 06/10/2014 11:55

Utterly utterly brilliant! Thank you. (And now, you surely have to write Miss Annersley's script, too. Don't you?)

EmilyAlice · 06/10/2014 11:55

Brilliant, VintageJazz Grin

LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 06/10/2014 12:24

Loving your work Vintage my lamb!

hels71 · 06/10/2014 12:40

I love it!!!

DeWee · 06/10/2014 13:59

I AM using my beautiful angel costumes. We will out glitter anything on stage.
I will sing the descant to Hark the Herald in loud clarion tones which unfortunately will also be flat

hels71 · 06/10/2014 14:14

Maybe we should ask Amy Stevens to write the play for us?

EElisavetaofBelsornia · 06/10/2014 15:26

GrinWinkGrin

Vintagejazz · 06/10/2014 17:32

Gosh, I hope Mrs Maynard revises the script. Mummy will be so disappointed if she travels all this way and then she can't even see me on the stage.
Also, I'm banned from all excursions for the rest of term and have to hem dusters instead as punishment for 'borrowing' those white velveteen frocks. It would be such a shame if it was all for nothing Sad

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RobinHumphries · 06/10/2014 19:14

I for one am most displeased that my part has been cut. Just as Joey is perpetually a school girl, I never age and am still 15. Therefore I request nay demand that my part is reinstated!

Whilst I am on a roll I would like to add that I am not going to be a nun!

LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 06/10/2014 19:19

Robin-a-bobbin, don't you have nun things to be doing?

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 06/10/2014 20:38

Robin liebchen whatever happened to instant obedience? All this defiance will set you right back my lamb and you're not strong, you know. I can hear Joey starting up a precautionary rendition of the Red Sarafan already...

Going back to a discussion a few days ago about the short stories towards the end of the Armishire books, since that's where I'm now up to (partway through Rosalie ):

Mystery I do find a really quite odd book. It almost reads like a piece of second-rate fanfic, in which not much happens because the author is heavily confined by a desire to keep to canon. I mostly like Gay, Jacynth and Gill as a group, but they (esp Gill) are about the best thing in this book, and not enough to carry it IMO. I thought there were interesting hints of possibly-more-adult stuff in Dorcas' sister being scouted - vague overtones of doomful authorial advice!

Tom I think is a weaker book than any of the eighteen 'proper' books preceding it. I can actually only spot the join between its two halves by looking for it - and I could do that too with New/United (and I wish I'd paid attention, now, to see if I could spot the split in Lintons too) - I think it flows as one book fairly well. I do think it's v limited in that the story is very much pared down to just 'a story about Tom' - all other characters seem to only exist as wallpaper for Tom in this, and their own (occasional) thoughts and feelings are only mentioned if they're directly relevant to the Tom storyline. This feels a shame, especially because it's a strong supporting cast at this time - I love Bride's cohort, and Daisy/Beth/Gwensi, and I like the staffroom of this era a lot too, but we don't really see much of any of these properly here.
There's also something curiously overstated about it, too - definitely 'EBD on a soapbox'. There are at least aspects of the point she's making that I would fully endorse - I think she's making an important point about girls and boys being much the same, up to a certain age, and I think she's also standing up for girls' schools/ girls' school stories, in an admirable way. But in order to say all this, she seems to make a 'problem girl' out of Tom that I'm not quite convinced by: Tom is not the first girl in the school to be implicitly or explicitly described as a tomboy, or 'full of character', and she doesn't really seem to have any problems fitting in, apart from when she gets caught up in whether or not Daisy is 'a gentleman'. I'm especially unconvinced by both Daisy and Nell having to write to absent friends for advice - to which they receive such insightful suggestions as "put Peggy Bettany/Matey onto her" (ffs, that's right up there with "it takes someone like mamma to think up an idea like that!").
Also, given that The Crush is largely conspicuous by its absence in the CS, I'm not quite sure to what effect EBD is using it here: even as she protests that girls are silly and sentimental and have crushes on seniors, Tom is demonstrating the most marked crush since Simone. What is this about? Does Tom thus prove her own point - that girls do this? Or is she actually perceived as a token boy, and so is disproving her own point because she, as an honorary boy, is going in for exactly the kind of behaviour she derides as horribly female?

I am actually really quite perturbed by Tom's dad and the kind of sexist self-hatred he seems intent on nurturing in his daughter, not to mention the sheer contempt he must logically hold his wife in, but I'm sure that wasn't the intended interpretation!

Other random Tom trivia: the bit where Miss Wilson finally offers a weather prediction based on the radio forecast rather than a thoughtful glance out of the window made me laugh, though of course it's followed up before too long by Madge demonstrating a touch of weather-wisdom. Also am struck by a couple of points where Nell is (unusually, IMO) described in rather masculine terms - it seems to be contagious...

Thebodyloveschocolateandwine · 07/10/2014 08:57

vintage utterly sublime. Spat out my tea almost like Matron Besley.

Robin I think you have been spending far too much time winter sporting with Zephir Burrell. ( not sure that's the right name as Havnt read rescue in ages) anyhoo my lamb it's the convent for you as Jem doesn't want you getting up the duff and passing on your delicacy to future children. Besides all the doctors are taken so off you pop.

Nell agree Cannon Gay sounds a mysogynistic wanker by anyone's standards.

EDB certainly ties herself in knots with the boy/girl thing and the Crush
Thing.

Maybe it's her nice way of reassuring girl readers that they are valued and fine whether girly or not. Grin

Mrs Gay is another of those seemingly silent women who never tell their other half to fuck off.

Like Mr Winterton deciding to move his family to North Yorkshire, as he feels they would be better in the country, and seemingly not needing to consult his wife about this and then pissing off abroad for 10 years, coming back and then moving them again to Devon!

Did the woman have no friends/life?

It's a wonder she wasn't sent to Penny Rest.

That was a facility for keeping women locked away who had got too mouthy in my opinion. Grin

LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 07/10/2014 09:09

Oh yeah. Penny Rest = very comfortable asylum by the sea, you need a 30 day psych hold (agreed by your husband, of course) to make a booking...

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 07/10/2014 09:31

Nooooooo, stop spoiling my Penny Rest fantasies!

Although, I think I could consent to marrying Jem, if he would send me to Penny Rest: he's happy to take on any number of existing wards, provides many comforts and employs a proper staff rather than expecting Anna-the-faithful-handmaiden to do everything, travels away for work a lot, leaves most of the child-raising to his wife... Yeah, that could work.
Or Gottfried, who actually always seems like a genuinely lovely bloke and never, to my knowledge, randomly sedates his wife.

Thebodyloveschocolateandwine · 07/10/2014 09:50

But Gottfried married the placid Gisela who needs no sedation.

Joey is sensitive and highly strung (pita) so obviously needs regular sleepy bye byes.

Yes marry Jem and you would be a lady. Smile

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