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ThomCat · 19/06/2007 16:17
okay honey,
now the name of the restaurant and
my cell phone number are on the refridgerator
uh huh,
don't be afraid to call if you need anything
now have Josh in bed by 9
uh huh
ummm 9 30 the latest
sure
now there's soda and chips in the kitchen
dvd player, and i think theres some board games
in the closet
oh, but one thing, just be good
okay......
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in your shower Woo!
I'm making 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
Got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!
Babysitting sucks
but whatever
they got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog too
And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub
I mean he's old but not dimed out
If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for Time Out
Aight Josh what you wanna do?
You wanna watch cartoons?
HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the room!
I assume your folks are gonna be out late
go make me Kool Aid
I'm a sit on the couch and masturbate
then call my boyfriend
Gabe and see if he ate
Spit out my Bubbalicious
and get to one of them big fridges
that could fit 10 midgets
Damn they're rich
Hey she left me fifty dishes-bitch!
Let's try on ya mom's minks
think she'll miss these Chanel links?
In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks
Go play under the sink
(I want my mommy and daddy!)
I want your daddy as well
But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell and God told me
you're goin straight to hell
Well if you don't like it
I can leave and then you'll be alone
believe me
that's what the creepy monsters want
Plus I'll be taking your TV
Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed
I got a camera
I'll take a picture
and show that little girl you like sarah
Oh and one more thing
there's been several mass murderers spotted in the area
I'm a bad babysitter
got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!
I'm makin 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!
I'm makin 6 bucks an hour
Let's make Fluffernutters
don't fuckin utter another peep
I'll take the cookie cutter
make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep
Keep still
I gotta check the bathroom cabinet
Hey what are these pills?
I'll take the Valium Josh
you take a bag and the Tagament
Stop throwin up
I'm not paid enough
you clean up the rug
Is that Fluff?
I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much
All right kid
you gotta go to bed
I know its only 6
but my boy just came over
and he wants me to give him head
Sit his bare ass on the couch
where you watch Small Wonder
Next time you see Vicky
the spot'll be sticky
cuz I sucked his dicky
and used your mom's cucumber
Don't worry
I'll put it back in the Frigidaire
Scared?
You can have it for supper
nice and crisp in the Tupperware
No bedtime story
Gabe get off you're so horny!
Josh get in bed
and Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin
No porn
and shut the shade Gabe
One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid
I'm a bad babysitter
got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!
I'm making 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!
I'm making 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!
I'm making 6 bucks an hour
I'm a bad babysitter
got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!
I'm making 6 bucks an hour...
Flum · 19/06/2007 16:25
You can never 'know' though can you!
If I knew him, that would be ok. but I just feel I won't relax while I'm out.
I think she is great to have asked though and not just told him to come after we had gone out (which is what I did when i used to babysit)
Eleusis · 19/06/2007 16:28
I'd say "no"if I didn't know the boyfriend and/or I hadn't seen his CRB check.
I had a babysitter who would bring her boyfriend. But, the boyfriend was my next door neighbor's son and I was perfectly confident that he was a nice boy. And he LOVED my 2 yr old DS. Came round and borrowed DS once to take him over to aparty at his house (next door).
Flum · 19/06/2007 16:55
Dhs gut feel is , no so is mine but I think we might be being a bit reactive.
I think I will ask her to bring him over to meet us and the kids the day before so they won't be scared if stillup.
If he can't bwe arsed then its obviously not the right thing is it.
I think I would be totally ok, if I already knew him.
divastrop · 19/06/2007 17:01
i was asked to take over my older sister's babysitting job after the 2 boys(age 9 and 11)went downstairs to find my sister and her boyfriend's best mate shagging on the sofa
i saw the younger lad about 10 years later and he told me the whole incident had left him quite traumatised
i think he was joking.
Phraedd · 19/06/2007 18:41
When i was younger, I used to take my boyfriend with me.
We both respected that we were in someone elses house and didn't do anything at all that we wouldn't want to be seen doing. ie no further than holding hands.
I did once have a family reply to my question of "can my boyfriend come over" as "of course but no funny business". Do babysitters really need to be told to be respectfull in someone elses house?
sallyheartshapedstrawberry · 19/06/2007 23:34
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