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dmo · 26/09/2006 17:33

hi sent you an e-mail quite funny dont know how to get it on mn not good with pc only just got hang of e-mails

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dmo · 26/09/2006 17:57

sorry thread meant to say strawberrymoon

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StrawberryMoon · 26/09/2006 18:01

ooh ooh ohh. dead excited! thread just for me..off to check now

dmo · 26/09/2006 18:01

lol

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StrawberryMoon · 26/09/2006 18:05

looks like it did on email..but very very funny..dd wondering why im laughing at puter

WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)

To those of us who have children in our lives,
whether they are our own,
grandchildren,
nieces,
nephews,
or students...
here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control,
you can take comfort from the thought that
even God's omnipotence did not extend
to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was
"DON'T!"

"Don't what?"
Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
God said.

"Forbidden fruit?
We have forbidden fruit?
Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!"

"No Way!"

"Yes way !"

"Do NOT eat the fruit! "
said God.

"Why?"

"Because I am your Father and I said so! "

God replied,
wondering why He hadn't stopped
creation after making the elephants.

A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break
and He was ticked!

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? "
God asked.

"Uh huh,"
Adam replied.

"Then why did you? "
said the Father.

"I don't know,"
said Eve.

"She started it! "
Adam said.

"Did not! "

"Did too! "
"DID NOT! "

Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and
they haven't taken it,
don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble raising children,
what makes you think it would be
a piece of cake for you?

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

  1. You spend the first two years of their life
    teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
    the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

  2. Grandchildren are God's reward
    for not killing your own children.

  3. Mothers of teens now know why
    some animals eat their young.

  4. Children seldom misquote you.

In fact,
they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said.

  1. The main purpose of holding children's parties
    is to remind yourself that there are children
    more awful than your own.

  2. We childproofed our homes,
    but they are still getting in.

ADVICE FOR THE DAY:

Be nice to your kids.
They will choose your
nursing home one day.

AND FINALLY:

IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION
AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
DO WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN"
AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!

Quick,
send this on to ten people
within the next five minutes.

Nothing will happen if you don't,
but if you do,
ten people will be laughing

dmo · 26/09/2006 18:08

gald you liked it made me laugh

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Upsadaisy · 26/09/2006 18:12

LOL[Grin]LOL

Upsadaisy · 26/09/2006 18:12

even

Upsadaisy · 26/09/2006 18:13

even

mum2akebk · 26/09/2006 20:54

That has really made me laugh and my almost teen daughter!

dmo · 30/09/2006 18:22
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