Right, this is probably a complete no no situation. We have wanted to move to the sticks and do chickens, veg, goats, ponies etc forever, and have found a 3 acre plot that we can in theory afford. I am registered and doing ok where we are,got a good for everything on ofsted report.This is a once in a lifetime thing for us as we cant afford a house with land. Would ofsted let me childmind in a static caravan with all amenities, ie., water,electric, sewerage, phone. I would probably even get an extra static for c/minding only, as i could store all toys,books, games etc and partner who works nights could sleep in peace. I realise some parents would not want their kids coming home covered in goat poo and things, but surely some would love their kids to experience the country life. I have just taken on a little boy with ADHD and he loves seeing my horse and filling up water trough and picking up the poo.(with rubber gloves on) in the field. Obviously chickens will wait til bird flu goes over, but i am very conscious of safety and would supervise at all times. Anyone got any experience of whether Ofsted would allow this.