The story thus far:
Friday: Mucus plug gone at noon
Saturday: Big gush of something at 12:30, thought waters had gone, midwife says no, I am merely the queen of discharge. Contractions starting at 6pm, timed between 5-7 minutes, pain manageable.
Sunday: Timed again between 2-3am, 3-5 minutes, still manageable but more painful. Stubbornly refuse DH's suggestion to call hospital, but made him take a shower and took one myself just in case. Slept a bit between 4-5:30, but contractions got much worse. On toilet at 6:30 and had another lot of fluid I swore was waters leaking. Wasn't peeing and couldn't stop it using pelvic floor muscles, so really thought that was it. Contractions coming a lot and painful, feeling like I wasn't getting a break. Gave up and called labour ward.
And now: Sent back home again after hours of waiting, inconclusive whether waters have broken, not dilated at all, and very pissed off.
Contractions still coming every 5-8 minutes, can barely walk, and in a foul mood. How am I supposed to tell when it is time to go, when all indicators said I should go last time!?
fuckity fuck. Please tell me to stay home and not phone anyone next time.