Just heard "DP" on the phone to a friend-Guessing his friend had asked if the baby has arrived yet- clearly not then he was saying he can't be arsed listening to me being in labour panting on a gym ball and asking him to run a bath and laughing. I didn't find it quite so funny because I am calm when in labour an he didn't run me a bath for my last 2 the lieing bastard!!
I was due yesterday and oh why I am livid
My response was - to his friend also
YOU TRY PUSH A WATERMELON OUT OF YOUR DUCKING HOLE THATS ONLY USED TO A PARTY SAUASAGE THAT LASTS NO LONGER THEN 2 PUMPS YOU STUPID TWAT
He literally hung up the phone and his face dropped as he mustn't of realised I was in the room next to him that I could still hear him. I havnt spoke to him since. He's a dickhead I wana kick him in the balls for it