Lol 
I hAve three under almost 4yrs, all brilliant pregnancies, and super fast labours. I had a pph after dd1 but still class it as great. Dd2 was unknown back to back, 58mins, super fast, Ds was an hour or less.very relaxed, massaged with lavender oil was so in the zone lol 8lb 9, 8lb1.5, and 8lb 14.
The only negative was I felt very tired the first trimester with all three, (but who doesn't?) and with my boy I did have two days of CHRONIC pain where I couldn't walk from PGP. And the fact that I now have really bad split muscles... Is it mad that it's not put me off? 