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Rodeo · 30/03/2006 23:13

I think I would find another use for his signs, wouldn't you?

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arfissimeau · 31/03/2006 12:31

WWW I was pinotgrigio & veuveclicquot. I did have another name from 2002 but I can't remember it.

I appear to be more noticeable as arfissimo. This is nothing to do with cod. Grin

bubblepop · 31/03/2006 15:02

id challenge anyone to remain silent when your trying to pass a melon through the eye of a needle...

poppiesinaline · 31/03/2006 15:19

Shock If babies are traumatised through hearing their mothers groan and scream in childbirth then I had better start saving for their counselling in later life now! Grin

Pruni · 31/03/2006 15:23

Pupuce, are there any? (Are you serious?!)

SenoraPostrophe · 31/03/2006 15:26

it probably won't do too much harm for her to be silent while she takes the fat-suit off and is given an adoptive infant though will it?

Flamesparrow · 31/03/2006 15:28

Apparantly if you start off thinking about the staying silent thing, it gives you something to focus on other than the pain, and eventually you get into a sort of meditative state with it, and don't need to make a noise...

Not tried it myself though!

skerriesmum · 31/03/2006 15:59

GeorginaA thanks for re-doing my link, I must figure that out sometime! I can't expect people to cut and paste...
You know, I got really irritated with dh during my labour for chit-chatting with the staff. If not total silence, then respectful whispering would have been nice.
Also near the end I hated that everyone was shouting and screaming, "push push", like I didn't know that's what I was supposed to be doing!

Piffle · 31/03/2006 16:05

Well recall in my first labour, my mum saying, you can make grunting noises if you want and then calling me un natural for being silent.
I was quiet throughout no 2 as well although did mutter fuck fuck fuck at one point, so my childs psyche is beyond repair apparently Grin

pinkmagic1 · 31/03/2006 19:52

This idea is sure to have been concieved by a man! Idiots!

kayzed · 01/04/2006 13:57

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Nbg · 01/04/2006 14:21

Love that this has been founded by a man.
Scuse me
but what a total tit.

(Apologies to any scientologists out there)

laundrylover · 01/04/2006 16:41

Woke up all the neighbours on Weds when my second Gas and Air cylinder was empty after one contraction!! The poor woman should let out a big scream whilst directing a foot to the balls!!Grin

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