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I had a baby today!

39 replies

snafu · 07/03/2006 18:54

...well, not really...

But I did do my first delivery today. And all I'm saying is, man, babies are slippery little suckers Grin

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Tinker · 07/03/2006 18:55

Ooo, what a fab job that must be.

desperatehousewife · 07/03/2006 18:55

congratulations - was it emotional?

Steppy1 · 07/03/2006 19:00

how fantastic for you and congrats..... I attended my first birth as a doula last month and it was incredible and a very emotional expereince....every admiration for you as a midife :)

snafu · 07/03/2006 19:02

Not as emotional as the ones I've just been witnessing, actually. I think I was concentrating so hard on it all that I didn't have time to get teary. I have had very shiny eyes at all my witnesses, though...

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cod · 07/03/2006 19:03

ooh ooh ooh
coem one tell su what its like ffromt eh midwifes pov

did oyu say " oh fgs yes it hurts get over it"

think id bea good midwife...

Steppy1 · 07/03/2006 19:04

I cried....but then knew I would....and warned the couple that I probably would... so we all cried together (blush)

Piffle · 07/03/2006 19:06

Me too Cod, snap out of it, it's only a bloody little baby woman!
Wink from my smug quick labours, no pain relief high horse Grin
thats why I'm not training as a midwife then...

Steppy1 · 07/03/2006 19:08

...was it a "text-book-normal-labour" Snafu.... or a bit more complicated ??

VeniVidiVickiQV · 07/03/2006 19:09

Ooooh you lucky thing!

turniphead · 07/03/2006 19:09

oh snafu - how wonderful Smile

purpleturtle · 07/03/2006 19:12

Perhaps Cod, Piffle and I should establish an 'Alternative School of Midwifery'.

Or maybe the NHS has a few like us already ...

cod · 07/03/2006 19:13

get oft he bed you lazy mare

snafu · 07/03/2006 19:14

Yep, I gave her a good slap and told her to stop whining...lol

It was textbook, I hate to say it Grin Five-hour labour, 30 mins pushing, I sat on my hands pretty much all the way through. Love it.

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snafu · 07/03/2006 19:14

And there was aromatherapy involved...

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Steppy1 · 07/03/2006 19:14

...what would you call it ???

cod · 07/03/2006 19:15

" and you call this labour??" try 'arder

Steppy1 · 07/03/2006 19:16

(that was to PT and Cod !)

Did you use clary sage Snafu ? (sorry COD PT & Piffle .......!)

snafu · 07/03/2006 19:18

We did indeed, steppy. Nice massage, bit of a walk, get those contractions going - pop! there's your baby.

Well, that's how it felt to me. Mrs XXXXX may have a slightly alternative interpretation...

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Steppy1 · 07/03/2006 19:23

...sounds similar to my "first" snafu, DH not interested in being at the "sharp end" and I (shut your eyes Cod & co) even had a good old look at the placenta afterwards....fascinating !!!!! (too much info ????!!!!)

Steppy1 · 07/03/2006 19:33

...where (ish not too specific of course !!!) are you roughly based Snafu (north south east or west) maybe you might like to join in our venture..... www.greatexpectations.uk.com

vickiyumyum · 07/03/2006 19:53

well done sanfu! i remeber my first delivery as a student, it was born with its membranes intact, that was surreal, the midwife had to remind me to open them and get the baby out! LOL!

my second was a home birth with no complications absolutley textbook, satnding up, no pain relief, nothing but admiration for the woman.

did you get a photo of the baby? it is nice to have a littel memory book of your deliveries, include thank you letters, cards, gift tags etc, lovely memento and also good supporting evidence for the quality of care that you give to your women.

Piffle · 07/03/2006 19:57

snafu that really is a ncie story
I remember the student helping when I had dd, saying afterwards.
I've never seen anyone do it standing up before, and wasn't that very fast...
And also wondering why after delivering dd with no pain relief, I was begging for codeine when the afterpains hit!

Enid · 07/03/2006 19:58

How's her fanjo?

(see C-section thread Grin)

snafu · 07/03/2006 20:00

Oooooh, but placentas are fascinating! Can't beat having a good ol' poke around. (Hmm, can you tell I'm rather new to this?)

Didn't get a photo but hopefully will be going to see her at home next week anyway, which will be lovely. In fact I visited her at home yesterday and honestly thought 'There's a woman about to go into labour'. I said to her that I'd appreciate her having her baby within the next 24 hours as I was on call - and bless her, she did. Continuity of care is a nice thing.

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snafu · 07/03/2006 20:02

No stitches (fanjo strings?) required Grin

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