Ooh are you sure?!
Was a perfectly lovely quick labour, no pain relief, oh and no midwives, no hospital and dp delivered her 
Woke up at 1.20am to go for a wee realised I was having BH (at 8 days over, really?!! DUH) They didn't go but weren't strong or regular.
Until 3.30am, I'd already rang in once but she said have a bath, I got in bath, made dp ring straight back to say I needed someone there for my HB NOW!
They said they would page on call MW and send her over.
I couldn't move from bath, on all fours then realised baby was not waiting, told dp to call ambulance, he did and her head popped out still in membranes, was funny looking down to see a little space lady looking back 
Dp broke membranes and dd came straight out at 4.22am. All 9lb 4 of her!
There you go, you're feeling much better now aren't you 