Right I have bloody given up. We've got a MaxiCosi Tobi... You're all probably deeply disappointed with me now aren't you, I'm sorry. Here's what happened...
None of the Kiddy's fitted the Saab, which is absurd, it's a family car not a Porsche! But they didn't. This was on account not of the shaped seats but on account of the seatbelts being too short. Then a Britax was tried, it wont go into the seat. But, eventually (at another shop) we found one Britax FF and 2 MaxiCosi FF seats that DO fit the Saab. So far so good, at least something fits...
Now this is the bit where I want to cry. You know that easy Citroen I've got? No you don't, because I haven't, it was all an error. The seatbelt anchors in my Citroen are so long they are apparently like a van. That ruled out two of the carseats, leaving only a MaxiCosi Tobi that would fit both cars.
That's it. That's our options. A MaxiCosi Tobi or replace our cars. What with though? Anything we can afford is no more likely to fit any given seat and we're thousands off the buying price for anything young enough to have IsoFix. I wanted to cry by this point. It's never easy raising a family on a minimal budget but does it have to be this bloody hard? Is being willing to go to £275 on a carseat meaningless? Apparently yes, if you can't go to several thousand for the car to go with it.
So we've got a Tobi.
It gets worse. You know that Cabriofix that I said fits both our cars? Yeah well it doesn't. On mine there's a bad case of buckle crunch, rendering it unsafe. This isn't an issue with DD, she's just big enough to go in the Tobi so she has at least SOMETHING secure to ride home in, but I'm having a new baby in 2 months. There actually aren't any group 0 seats that are on sale that will safely fit my Xsara's seatbelts. None.
Does it have to be so bloody hard? Really?
I've now got to see if the car can be modified, to shorten the seat belts, or if I have to buy a "new" car. I am desperate to avoid having to buy a new car though, my car, although very clean, maintained and mechanically sound, is worth virtually nothing; meaning any car I can buy for it's value will be at high risk of being a secret deathtrap.
I'll ring Citroen in the morning, perhaps a shorter seatbelt anchor from the older Saxo's could go in.
Perhaps it's just pregnancy hormones but I just want to cry now.