Possibly on a farm? That accepts dogs? And has nice bathroom facilities? And isn't crazy money?
If anyone could tell me the secret of turning water into wine while we're at it that would be pretty ace too. 
Hoping to take ourselves off camping at the start of July - just before the majority of schools break up. Any recommendations for lovely campsites gratefully received! Plus top tips for camping with a little one, this will be DD's first time in a tent (she'll be jusr over 13 months).
Many thanks oh wise mumsnettters!