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Do not burn house coal in your Cobb

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Slubberdegullion · 26/03/2012 14:57

That is all.

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Blu · 26/03/2012 15:11

Ah.
Will you be posting pictures of the aftermath?

Poledra · 26/03/2012 15:19

I knew this would be Slubber - the word Cobb in the title gave it away! What was the outcome?

Slubberdegullion · 26/03/2012 15:37

No, no photo's, although the initial result actually looked quite nice. Uniform thick black coating. Black like the darkest night in a cave black. Model T Ford black covering everything within the Cobb. Just like I'd taken it down the garage for a nice respray.

Coal tar soot however is, in the truest and most literal sense of the word, an utter flange goblin to get off. I'm on my third session with the Mr Muscle evil chemicals oven cleaner and a scourer and yet we are some way off seeing shiny Cobb again.

This is all my mothers fault. "Here's a bag of charcoal I found in the garage for you".

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Blu · 26/03/2012 17:15

oh dear. Were you able to cook anything edible on that lot? It sounds very sooty.

Slubberdegullion · 26/03/2012 17:24

Nope. Abandoned ship indoors. Epic soot and nothing cooked. Arse.

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Blu · 26/03/2012 18:33

Bollocks.

Slubberdegullion · 26/03/2012 19:30

Sooty bollocks.

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Blu · 26/03/2012 19:40

Great balls of fire

chipmonkey · 27/03/2012 14:22

oh no! And no nice bbq food!

Slubberdegullion · 27/03/2012 14:26

7 applications of Mr Muscle oven cleaner down...

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