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My friends mocked my Fire Bucket

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Slubberdegullion · 04/06/2011 16:14

"and where is the muster station?" they said

And "do you have a fire whistle? What will be the signal?"

Nothing funny about a fire bucket imo. Very serious and sensible it is.

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RubberDuck · 07/06/2011 10:41

Yes, that's a very good point about the time taken. I don't really think about it now - it's just part of our normal setting up camping routine. Take the aquaroll over to fill, then take the fire bucket.

Slubberdegullion · 07/06/2011 10:53

yes I agree, it is sort of automatic (which is why I wonder if i have had some sort of borg like assimilation by the Girl Guides).

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BelovedCunt · 07/06/2011 11:39

do you have sand in your fire bucket?

BelovedCunt · 07/06/2011 11:40

i have a fire extinguisher - you have to carry one to drive in bit of europe

seeker · 07/06/2011 11:45

Tell them from me that if they had ever seen a tent fire they would stop mocking.

Slubberdegullion · 07/06/2011 11:48

I don't BC. Just standard water, is sand more effective? Probably.

The bucket, while we are on the road, holds the gas bottle, so no room for sand...unless we took a bag of sad

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RubberDuck · 07/06/2011 12:00

Just water here too. We also have a fire blanket in the caravan (and a smoke alarm - but that's mostly useless - it always goes off whenever you grill anything Grin)

BelovedCunt · 07/06/2011 12:24

water is fine, i was just thinking i might snigger at sand. i alway associate firebuckets with dirty sand sprinkled with fag butts

Slubberdegullion · 07/06/2011 14:37

yy me too.

Unsanitary.

And thinking about it, I don't think I could heft a nappy bucket full of sand. I could tip it over onto my feet if they were on fire, but lobbing it in a heroic fireperson fashion. Forget it.

No I'll stick with water
you can also put your bottle of white wine in it for a makeshift wine cooler

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omnishambles · 07/06/2011 14:40

That thread is very odd - we were taught at the glasto stewards meeting that new tents dont go up in flames they just melt in a puddle. They never ever have tent fires there even though people worry about it all the time.

Saying that I think a fire bucket is a fine thing.

Slubberdegullion · 07/06/2011 14:44

They kind of melty burn omnishambles, with droplets of molten plastic dropping down on all the flammable stuff inside, which then goes up a treat.

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omnishambles · 07/06/2011 14:51

Maybe its because so few people actually cook at festivals that its not a problem there. Weird though.

jaffacake79 · 07/06/2011 14:52

I had a similar hilarious joke making session on our recent camping trip, about my fire bucket, my fire blanket (spare from cm'ing) and my first aid box. The buggers Grin

Slubberdegullion · 07/06/2011 14:58

Omnipresent, it is odd as even if they are not cooking then presumably they are [catsbumface] smoking.

Tent fires are pretty rare thank God but every year there are always a few horror stories on ukcs.

Jaffa, I would recommend withholding first aid supplies (not the fire bucket though) until they have apologised Wink

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lostinwales · 07/06/2011 15:05

My last ever night shift in A&E I had to x-ray a pair of dreadlocked men who had been trying to take heroin inside a tent. Off your head trying to cook up drugs is NOT a sensible tent activity. I don't think I will EVER get the smell out of my nose, lightly cooked hippy, burnt hair with blobs of molten plastic, yum!

Thank you for these threads, we are camping through Europe this summer and I hadn't thought for a minute about fire safety, I will go and purchase a fire bucket immediately.

omnishambles · 07/06/2011 15:07

ooh omnipresent? That is sooo going to be this years Christmas name - thanks!

Slubberdegullion · 07/06/2011 15:26

Hahahahahaha bloody autocorrect.

Lostinwales, mm, yum smell indeed. I'm holding out for this link to a collapsible fire bucket (maybe I should google collapsible bucket). that would both be safety!safety! and packing-lite.

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BelovedCunt · 07/06/2011 15:42

omni you need to see teh alan video!

Ineedalife · 07/06/2011 16:33

Sorry slubber... only just come back. I bought mine from The Range I think it was about a fiver, it's not specifically[sp] a fire bucket but thats what I bought it for. it is similar the the one someone linked to on amazon.

Thats awful lostinwales, were they OK? Not that I am condoning drug taking I just felt sorry for them being inside a burning tent.

lostinwales · 07/06/2011 16:41

They were ok as far as I could tell Ineed, slightly singed but no lasting damage, completely off their heads so obviously the first fix had been trouble free! (but the SMELL, I was pg with DS2 and tying to keep it quiet, how I didn't vomit on them I don't know.)

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 07/06/2011 16:48

I am a novice camper (and Guider) and had already thought that our 'fridge' (bucket of water in which the milk is immersed) might have to double as a fire bucket. I have just bought Amazon's collapsible bucket.

Slubberdegullion · 07/06/2011 18:00

Amazon bucket looks good. Ta RubberDuck and Ineedanewlife for reporting back.

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RubberDuck · 07/06/2011 18:20

I should add the disclaimer that I don't have a collapsible bucket - just a bog standard red plastic bucket with the word FIRE written in big friendly yellow letters Grin

Slubberdegullion · 07/06/2011 18:44

But that is the ultimate in Fire Bucketry Rubber Duck.

One day when I get a trailer that is what I shall have.

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