I may have found the caravan that converts me.

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The Stealth Intrepid

Because look it's stealthy and intrepid.

I would never have thought a caravan could penetrate anti aircraft (or caravan) defences but this one can. Check out that nose cone.

Not only that but it's an audacious beast. Going boldly where no caravan has gone before.

AND it has larger skylights.

What's not to like?

Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it

But please stow the spice jars before take off.

You do realise this could mean excommunication from the camping topic?

I wouldn't care.

I would be happy in the Intrepid leading a bold and exciting towing life.

gawd, the DEFIANT would whip pageants arse. you will have to wear rubber cat suits

Yes! And a large serrated knife in a scabbard on a leather belt.

it transforms into a helicopter at the touch of a button but make sure you unhook the ehu and turn off the gas first

how stealthy can you be when you boast a ceramic toilet bowl?

The ceramic toilet bowl converts into a handy missile detection satellite.

I'm slightly concerned that the stealth technology isn't quite wrap around and it is a bit, um, well looking like a big old white caravan from the side.

You can get this manoeuvrability units though so I guess you could keep moving it round so the nose cone pointed directly at the enemy.

i am rofling @ the 'Defiant Lounge' i can just see you sitting in your catsuit looking defiantly @ cobb users

well obviously for the website they have to use the photos where it is not invisible.

There is a photo of it with the stealth technology switched on <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.thenatureshed.com/userimages/iStock_5474998-businessman_on_green_field_small.jpg&imgrefurl=www.thenatureshed.com/page16.htm&h=557&w=862&sz=537&tbnid=G3lIpOquPJqE6M:&tbnh=94&tbnw=145&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgreen%2Bfield%2Bphoto&zoom=1&q=green+field+photo&usg=__Ug9mahdpwQlv1fzdfIm6anmLuRI=&sa=X&ei=HN1FTdPXG8exhQelluibAg&ved=0CCsQ9QEwAg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here

losing control at the concept of a 'Defiant Shoe rack' those fucking cheeky shoes

ha it's brilliantly named!

I see the defiant has anthracite alloy wheels.

I am actually quite impressed with that. Isn't anthracite the poor mans' kryptonite?

Lol Seth. I bet it has a stealthy awning attached.

No shoes in the intrepid DB, just ninja plimpsolls.

what tow car though? a volvo isnt going to cut it.unless it has a matt black vinyl wrap.

Mm

Good point Chippy.

The mazda estate is going to ruin the whole fierce/ covert look.

Oooh! we had a look at one of these at a caravan and camping show last year. Very, very nice.

I think you'd need one of these to tow it.

What was it like inside Ranty?

Snorbs yes that looks perfect

Very high quality of finish but didn't feel that big. Though there were about 6 other people in there as well :) and it was a 4 berth. I felt it was a bit of style over substence.

It was the first time they had been shown to the great British public and the sales people were being a bit precious about the vans and who they were letting see what.Bit like a posh car dealer.

I bet you felt a bit special that they allowed you in to have a butchers.

So was it all black leather and glass and chrome inside? Was the table able to be stealthily converted into the bed?

I imagine it was lined with panels of flashing lights and big flat-screen TVs showing maps of the world with cross-hairs on them. And henchmen. It needs henchmen.

Oh yes. I quite agree. Touch screen maps v important. Maybe they are in the little bathroom so you can void and mission plan simultaneously.

The henchmen would have to be small. Can they fold down and pack away under the sofas?

there needs to be a pointless beeping noise and a hologram

I don't think you need to worry about space requirements for henchmen. They just turn up when needed, don't they? Put a black leather swivel chair in front of some flashing lights and a large countdown clock, turn your back for five minutes and bam! there's a henchman in it.

Just remember to recycle them in the compostable waste bin.

Hahahah did you hear that story on the news today about the holograms at Manchester airport and poor confused folk showing them their boarding passes?

Do you think the henchmen would do the walk of shame with the natty cassette of piss and shit?