......... because I was 42 last week, they've done 5 YEARS of breastfeeding (finished in January) and they still look very nice indeed thank you!
My nipples are still in the centre and I have no 'spaniels ears' or 'envelope flap' effect at all.
OK - they're not as pert or as firm as they used to be, but they're perfectly respectable and servicable.
When I hear women going on about their fears of flippy flappy post breastfeeding boobs I often want to whip them out and say - don't worry - it's not inevitable! But I don't because I'm not that kind of person.
So ladies out there - please raise a glass to my industrious and happy chest, and to your own as well, if you're in a mood to celebrate.