Went out this am with DD2 (3 and a half weeks) to pick up a parcel from the post office.
Joined the mahoosive queue and naturally she started grizzling for food, so...
I manouvered my batwing type sleeves on my top around so I could get a nork out of the armhole and fed her, standing, with no sling (left it in the car) for about 10 minutes.
I had to fend off 3 people who came over to coo without realising I was feeding her and got the shock of their lives when they peered closely .
Result? Quiet baby all the way home, no leaking in public....but no fecking parcel...