My cousin's dh just cannot say the word 'breast' tis most hilarious. A few weeks after having dd1 we had a family 'meet the baby' bbq, he said to me 'are you on bottles yet?' 'no' says I 'I'm drinking Pimms' (genuinely thought he was offering to get me a lager) 'No,' says he 'I meant' and then proceeds to jiggle his eyebrows and gurn in an inexplicable manner, took me a good minute or so to realise he was inclining his head towards my chest 'Do you mean breastfeeding??' I ask incredulously, he nods dumbly while flushing bright red. Made my day!