My baby just pooed on the carpet
My baby just weeed over me
My baby just pooed on the carpet
I'm pouring a strong G&T
...no really I am, a very strong G&T. Constipated baby, already pooed once to terrible screaming and crying, thought I would let her crawl around nappy free for 2 mins whilst I ran the bath. A Doctor Pepper Moment, what is the worst that could happen? She waited until I was otherwise engaged and within one foot of the threshold to the bathroom, just one measly foot to move from carpet to tiles she solved the constipation problem.
Please tell me every 14 month old screams like you are killing them when all you are trying to do is secure a new nappy???