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I think I may have inadvertantly given my DS a wierd sexual fantasy......

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Bensonbluebird · 10/01/2008 12:15

The other day DS1 (almost 3) and I were playing with his new tool box. We were bored of bolting bits of wood together and I was pretending to fix bolt some wood on to his tummy button. Then DS1 got the saw out and said 'Mummy cut my leg off', so I did (why did I go along with this?). I cut off all his limbs and stacked them up in the corner. Then he said 'Mummy cut my willy off' and took off his trousers and pants. He had a huge erection! I was trying not to snort with laughter and tell him that sometimes it wasn't appropriate to get his willy out without making a big deal of it....

Who has done worse? own up.

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tiredemma · 25/01/2008 14:43

Dp said that a few weeks ago ds2 (age 4) was sat watching Tv with his hands down his p'js- he then said to DP- "look daddy- my willy is wriggling at me" and showed DP his erection- DP meant to say "put it away" but instead said "put it down" - and so DS1 (age 7 ) said " daddy- you cant just force it down you have to wait for it to go down- when I see the pussycat dolls it comes up so I turn over and put a cartoon on and it slowly goes down"

Dp was pissing himself

callmeovercautious · 25/01/2008 14:50

I am ROFL so much I have tears streaming down my face

I only have one DD (16m) so no funny stories yet I am afraid but wanted to bump this so we could hear some more [BUMP]

TheMuppetMuggle · 25/01/2008 14:52

No Stories from my DD nearly 3
i've had a bad day and this thread has made me smile

MrsFish · 25/01/2008 15:09

Oh my, this thread is very funny. My ds1 is two and a half I have not had any willy stories yet, it seems there may be time yet

Mellieandmin · 25/01/2008 15:10

ROFL comfytoast... a fimble.?... cannot stop laughing...hee hee hee

dizietsma · 26/01/2008 13:36

DD is 2.7 and for a while had a morbid fascination with watching the bit in her Beatrix Potter video of Samuel Whiskers and his wife tying up Tom Kitten and rolling him up in dough over and over. I couldn't help thinking it was the genesis of a very peculiar bondage fetish...

Bensonbluebird · 01/02/2008 12:43

Dizietsma - Beatrix Potter is plain weird! I'm sure Squirrel Nutkin is about domination.

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georgiemama · 01/02/2008 21:19

Oh god this thread is so funny, DS pulls on his willy like a mad thing when the nappy comes off and grins like a loon at the same time, he's only ten months!

One of my friends has just had a boy, she expressed concern to me about willies when she was still pregnant, I hope she isn't reading this.

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