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What ds (2.8) said in bath tonight while 'fiddling'..

23 replies

tracyk · 07/12/2006 21:56

with his testicles.

I've got lollipops - I got them at the shop and they fell in my willie!!

Oh how it must be nice to have a dd!

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7swansaswimmingup · 07/12/2006 21:56

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lornaloo · 07/12/2006 21:59

pmsl
How sweet. What a creative imagination...lol

fireflyxmasfairylights2 · 07/12/2006 22:01

ROFL He sounds like a right laugh!!

Redliquorice · 08/12/2006 19:01

I will always remember when my dd (now 7 but then 3) looked at her front bottom in the bath and said...."Mummy, I think my bottom is broken!"

poppiesinalinewithtinsel · 08/12/2006 19:02

ROFL at these

Pixel · 08/12/2006 20:51

My dd has a lot of friends who are boys and it became obvious that some of their language was becoming a bit more colourful when dd accidently hurt herself and said "Ow, my nuts". Had to then explain that she didn't actually have any .

littlepiggie · 08/12/2006 20:55

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Gizmo · 08/12/2006 20:57

It makes me laugh, the willy conversations. DS1 (4) is rather into it at the moment and said in all seriousness yesterday:

'My willy is like a lance, isn't it mummy?'

I'll wait until he's old enough to read Freud for me to remind him of that one

pelvicfloorSNOWmore · 08/12/2006 20:59

pmsl

cruisemum1 · 09/12/2006 13:54

thank god for the anonimity of MN - my dd at about 5 years of age said whilst we were sharing a bat, "mummy, your minnie looks like a hamburger." now we bath separately.........

cruisemum1 · 09/12/2006 13:55

sorry ,obviously i mean sharing a 'bath'

cheeryface · 09/12/2006 14:35

ds2 said to me mum you've got no headed balls....erm go figure?????

PineConesAndHonneybunny · 09/12/2006 21:32

pmsl at these!
my ds1 (nearly 3) is also a star at remarks like these... he's noticed that i don't have a pee-pee like dh and ds2, so he has decided that: "mama is a bit broken, we have to go to the doctor to so he can put mama's pee-pee back on."
also today on the loo whilst having a wee: "look mama, up down up down, my pee-pee is dancing like the boogiebeebies."

morningpaper · 09/12/2006 21:36

lol at these

Recently I hadn't shaved my ladygarden for a couple of weeks and DD said in a shocked voice "Mummy you've got man's bits!"

Gizmo · 09/12/2006 21:37

Now there's a BoogieBabies dance I'd actually bother watching

Gizmo · 09/12/2006 21:41

Oh OK, have just realised that made me sound like a bit of a perv

I just had this very funny vision of a row of little boys....no, this isn't getting any better is it?

aliceband · 09/12/2006 21:44

rofl too much to think of funny story myself

cruisemum1 · 09/12/2006 21:50

Gizmo - stop there! You're digging a hole . At least you don't have a minnie that looks like a hamburger (!?)

PineConesAndHonneybunny · 09/12/2006 21:50

also: ds1 is to be a camel in his nursery's nativity play, and i have made him a costume with two bumps.... on the back obviously, but ds1 today put on the costume backwards, and burst into the living room and said proudly: "LOOK I've got dluhs now too, mama!" (dluhs=his word for breasts)

PineConesAndHonneybunny · 09/12/2006 21:51

gizmo!!! i know what you're talking about though... ds1 had me in stitches!

sockmonkey · 09/12/2006 22:06

DS told me he has to have the special seat on the toilet so he doesn't fall in. I don't need it cos I've "got a big massive bottom"

Thanks

SleepInHeavenlyPeace · 09/12/2006 22:11

My friend's DS and his friend (each about 3) were playing in his bedroom, when he came running out in tears.
They had been comparing their willies (as you do) and he was devastated because his was bigger than his friends!!!

singsalot · 09/12/2006 23:10

Oh this is why I love mn, great stories lol stuff thanks

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