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What's the Naughtiest thing you did as a child at school?

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Wisp · 12/09/2006 16:14

At school aged 7 I pushed the class bully into the school pond, and legged it into the PE shed, pretended to tidy the hula hoops away, and got away with it!
In my teens I became good friends with her, and eventually confessed, she thought it was hillarious.
This is DS1s 2nd week at school, and Im dreading what he's going to get up to !

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FrayedKnot · 13/09/2006 20:47

Not really naughty but when I was in the 6th form (and should have known better), I used to draw pictures of what I was planning to wear at teh weekend and swap with best friend for critiquing, in classics lessons.

Bit like MN Style shop.

Furball · 13/09/2006 20:49

When we were 7 the teacher left the classroom, something happened and I screamed, I think it was a shreek rather than a blood curdling scream. The teacher heard it up the corridor, came in an asked who did it. I never owned up, the whole class had to stay in all breaktime until someome owned up, which I never did and everyone knew it was me and never said anything either.

Furball · 13/09/2006 20:54

During the school nativity in the infants I had to sit on a plastic pouffe and play the xylephone. I couldn't hold on any more and wet my pants, not a good idea when sitting on a plastic pouffe! No absorbancy what so-ever!

Furball · 13/09/2006 20:58

Northerner - PMSL at your porn mag!

louise35 · 13/09/2006 21:07

I also took part in a mass skive which involved the whole school. We decided to protest about the introduction of youth training schemes. We realy just wanted to bunk off school fof the afternoon so the whole school just walked out and went up to the local park and had a right laugh. We even got on the front page of the local newspaper. Ooh its all coming back to me now. One of my friends once went off the rails with the science teacher in one lesson and she chased him around the classroom with an umberella then she locked him out of the classroom altogether. Another lad was constantly farting onto the bunsen burners and setting light to them. The same lad once caused great laughter when we went on a school trip to underground caves. The tour guide turned off all the lighting and asked us all to be silent and listen to the running water. The lad forced out a great big rasping trump, the echo on it was unbelievable. That trip did not last very long. In music lessons the lads used to chew up paper and fire it at people through homemade peashooter type things made out of biro pens. Once the ball of chewed up paper hit the music teacher straight on the face and she just stood there with it stuck on her cheek like a big wart. She was absolutely fuming but the thing was she did not wipe it off, she just stood glaring at us all with this bloody great blob on her face. All in all we really were little gits at high school and I am very surprised that I came away with any O levels at all. I've worked in a bank for the last 20 years so my naughty past did not damage my career much thank god.

handlemecarefully · 13/09/2006 21:27

Tame stuff - the only mildly naughty thing; when I was about 5 or 6 the teacher issued new pencils to some other children on my table...when I asked her if I could have one she replied 'no' because I had chewed my pencil. So I snapped it in half and said "Now can I have a new pencil"

I was sent to stand outside the classroom in disgrace - thought 'bugger that for a game of soldiers' and decided to up sticks and walk home (across 2 main roads)

JoolsToo · 13/09/2006 21:30

wag off

bumpmakestwo · 13/09/2006 21:43

Lock the doors of a toilet cubicle, crawl underneath to the next one and go back to my class! Why? No idea... I was far from the rebellious type and no-one every knew it was me!

theUrbanDryad · 14/09/2006 14:26

ooohhhh.....far too much to choose from. i remember calling a teacher an "inconsiderate bastard" when i was about 11 for giving me detention when i had a piano lesson & he wouldn't let me go. then in upper school got caught smoking pot by my english teacher. he just said "I can't believe you're stupid enough to do it on school premises!" also, took acid regularly before history lessons, once sat entranced for a whole double period watching hardore pornography in shadow play on the walls! i managed to get a C in my GCSE though....

it's all flooding back now...used to skive off all the time, hang out at the local shopping centre or going round tescos on speed! and once, in a group class photo i pulled my best friend's trousers down and he was going commando! i still tease him about that......

3xamum · 14/09/2006 20:31

Pretty well behaved until I had the Geography teacher from hell. She was always late for lessons so i unscrewed all the table legs on her desk but was gutted that she didn't perch on it til the next lesson, when the table collapsed in front on a group of 1st years. In her class again persuaded all the class to hide outside so she spent 30minutes searching for her class. Never was caught though I was a prefect and beyond suspicion lol

schneebly · 14/09/2006 20:41

I set off a fire extinguisher!

MamaG · 14/09/2006 20:43

High School - after watching The Wonder Years where Kevin organised a mass walk out from school in protest of the Vietnam war, me and my mate decided to do the same for the Gulf War - we made posters and stuck them up all over school.

Hauled into head's office for that one...

Other than that, I was actually quite a goody goody (apart from smoking)

crazydazy · 14/09/2006 20:46

My teacher used to keep his sweeteners for his coffee on his desk in the classroom. I'm not sure why but I thought they would taste like little sugar cubes and so one day when he was out of the room I took one out and popped it in my mouth. He then came back into the room and I could not get rid of it out of my mouth and it was the most disgusting thing I had ever tasted. I felt very sick for the rest of the day in school.

To this day I cannot have sweeteners in my drinks as its a very grim reminder of that day.

castlesintheair · 14/09/2006 20:49

Most victorious had to be breaking into foodstore by scaling wall and climbing in through outside window, unlocking door from inside and marching out with suitcase full of goodies we mere pupils never got to see before telling rest of school to get stuck in. My parents were outraged not by what we had done (probably quite proud) but because the whole school had a fiver added to their bill as noone would dob us in!

ComeOVeneer · 14/09/2006 20:51

I was suspended for a week for consumming alcohol on school premises (actually had one tiny sip of cider to get rid of the intoxicated culprit from my room before her giggling got us in trouble (but it was too late). Was caught sledging down the hill outside the headmistress' office t night on black bin bags (stupid place to do it). One where I didn't get caught was the last night of the summer term in the 6th form we had a beach party which lasted all night so we would sneak out at about midnight and return about 6am. (Incase you hadn't figured it out I was at boarding school - ST. Trinian's springs to mind tbh).

CJinSussex · 14/09/2006 22:12

Gaffer-taped a fish to the underside of my art teachers desk - she was a dreadful tart. I can't remember how long it was there for.

I stole some elbow-length gloves from the costume dept. during the sch production of Nicholas Nickleby and became a goth princess.

KenningtonKitty · 14/09/2006 23:11

Tying cotton round board rubber and chalk and hiding in cupboard during lessons pulling cotton so that they were going up and down blackboard behind teachers back......lining up shoes underneath blackout blind so looked like we were hiding (sure they didn;t fall for that one !)......in French comprehension we had a very dithery teacher who looked like the grandma in Red Riding Hood -she couldn't cope with technolgy so would set up cassette player half hour before lesson started - we would sneak in 5 mins before lesson and fast forward - then 10 mins hilarity as she tried to work out how to get it to the right place !

izzybiz · 15/09/2006 08:32

Me and my friend got caught bunking in the toilets, and were sent to deputy head.

I turned on the water works and told him my uncle had died of cancer

He was really nice to us and we got the rest of the lesson off, and didnt get into trouble!

Cant believe that i would say somthing so horrible.

hannah45 · 29/05/2013 23:53

Finger myself.
Finger other girls.
Lick other girls vaginas.
Have sex with other girls.
Show my boobs.
Play with my boobs.
Dildo myself.
Dildo other girls.
Use vibrators.
Wear skirts as bras and nothing else.
Go nude.

Stellarpunk · 30/05/2013 00:12

Ok hannah.... Tis what we did at school not pornos...

Really dildo other girls.... Like in science or sommet?

Stellarpunk · 30/05/2013 00:15

Though to be far, the posts on here confessing to ABH are a tad worrying....

HarrietSchulenberg · 30/05/2013 00:38

If ds1 wasn't fast asleep I'd wonder why he'd come on here and called himself Hannah. I know it's half term but shouldn't you be in bed?

My crimes were low level but I still use the sewing needles I half-inched from primary school because the packet was pretty. And when I bump into people that I haven't seen for years they still remind me about the comics I used to mske starring my French teacher and his mysterious doings in the store cupboard. I also wrote something derogatory about him in the back of my French book and got put on report for a fortnight.
Bit of mild rebellion and skiving towards the end of my schooldays too.

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