18month ds smashed jar

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To be exact a large jar of pickle on kitchen floor,but then strangely he came to tell me,rather than smearing it over his face and cutting himself to shreds.
He appeared really oddly grown up-he is a baby,why on earth is he being so sensible?!!!!!!

That reminds me of the morning dd got herself upt and left us sleeping, she was probably about two at the time.

She smashed a glass milk bottle over the floor, the first i knew was when she called up the stairs to me. When i came down she had got the dustpan and brush out and attempted to sweep some of it up! She had bare feet and not a cut on her.

Please don't report me though, i promise it won't happen again.

But did she get to eat any pringles?!

Why are you going to report me for that?

No actually my dd doesn't take after her mother, she was trying to arrange herself a healthy breakfast of weetabix.

So do you feed your son jars of pickle? Does he get spoon fed, or use the finger in the jar method per as nutella.

Funnily enough the pickle was from christmas for dp.

Finger up his nose more like!

And in answer to your question, he is being so so sensible because he obviously has such a sensible role model!

Never thought i was sensible,well,i will take that as a compliment!!!!!

Welll... actually it was a touch of sarcasm! .

I can't say i've ever thought about being sensible, some days i cannot believe i am a parent - am i really qualified for that sort of thing? i still get asked id in shops when buying alcohol! how can i be a responsible adult?

But obviously if you find it a compliment, then yes i think you are terribly sensible especially with that name

And my Doc Martens-so ds will follow with those too!

No they're not sensible are they?

ds screaming got to go