The amount of times I come on MN ready to screeeeeeeeeeeeeeam about my son The Destroyer just made me start this thread...
So far today I've been tidying (all those who are owned by Destroying Toddlers will now be wetting themselves laughing at that idea) I did the dishes, whilst chatting happily away to Theo to keep him amused, Theo sneaked off, climbed the gate to the 'grown up' room and scattered a pot full of soil all over the floor.
I put a wash in, whilst showing Theo all the colours of the clothes to keep him amused, Theo sneaked off and found my wallet (on a four foot high shelf) and sat quietly behind me ripping up my ten pound notes....
I could go on.. but I'd rather say
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Please tell me there are more of you out there? I know Spidermama's were destroyers in their younger days.....