If any of you laugh at this...so help me i shall swing for the lot of you!
It all started with ds vomiting on DH yesterday morning. DH thought that he would HELP me by putting the vomit soaked PJs and big towelling dressing gown in a pile in front of the washer.
By the time i finished work, those items were dry and caked together and stinking to high heaven in the warm centrally heated kitchen....
Wait...it goes on.......
So, hand soaked them, fished out lumpy bits and put them into the wash.........hmmmm, had to be done.
Wait.....it goes on......
So this evening ds (2.5) decides that actually he would like to use the loo for a wee! Fantastic thinks i, fantastic...what a clever little boy!
I pealed off the nappy and ds stood up to the loo like a big boy, pushes me out of the door and closes the door behind him.
I sit behind the door calling encouragement.
He opens the bathroom door and bursts out proudly anouncing a wee in the loo....FANTASTIC!!
Pushes passed me into his bedroom.....comes back towards me with tears in his eyes......"THUD" i heard and there was a huge steaming turd on the landing.
"ive poohd in my bedroom he anounces as im picking the log up with a wad of loo roll.
Glancing into his room......runny pooh all over the carpet.
Dunked ds into the already run bath and mopped up while wretching at the stench of the pooh.
NO it doesnt end there......
Got into a gorgeous bubble bath with ds, began to wet my hair ready to wash it, when ds.......you guesed it.....VOMITED exsersist fashion all over me in the bath.......TWICE.
I was sat in a bubble bath, mouth agape with raisins stuck to my tits and second hand yoghurt floating around my floo.
Final insult was me shoving bits of food down the plug hole with my big toe whilst showering vomit off me and ds.
So, im off to bed in half an hour to sulk.
SO, How was your day????