When your children swear by mistake!

[phlossie]

My 4yo DD has a gift for making up words that are actually rude words. Do yours? How do you react?

Example, she has two toy white rats which she named Whitey and.... Shitey! "Whitey and Shitey rhyme together!" (quite right!)

She was just waving around her brother's lightsaber and shouting "I'll whack you with my whacker! I'll twat you with my twatter!"

pmsl hahahahahahaa! Sorry.

I'd just say that that's not a nice word to use and could she come up with something else instead?

my dd used to ask for blackcunt juice, was very embarrassed when in a cafe etc. We started calling it purple juice

Dd2 has a slight speech impediment. This caused some questioning looks when she came flying down the stairs screeching that there was a 'big, scary mons cock' in the toy cuboard. Even we had to get to her to repeat herself a few times in order to clarify that it was indeed a monster and not something else

And the of course there was the fuck, life and poon she needed to eat with.

My ds2's (just turned 4) trousers slipped down earlier during play....he hoiked them up and humphed "fucking hell" to himself.

I tried to ignore it but ds1 who is 10 heard as well and started shrieking 'MUM! Did you HEAR what he just said?? MUM! MUUUUM! Rudi SWORE!!"

Oh dear

DD (4) was playing with DH on a pirate ship play thing. She decided that one of them should be the 'captain', so she said: 'Daddy you can be the Ship Head'. She spent the rest of the day telling anyone and everyone that 'Daddy is the ShipHead'...

Both DDs do the rhyming thing too. I despair when they start the game with words such as witch, mucky etc.

Worst one we had was littlest going upstairs age 3 and bashed her toe - which had of course bled sometime before when she trod on something - so she shouts to granny "I just hurt my bloody toe" ..... hey ho..... :)

DD used to make up random rhyming words and repeat them loads when she was about 3.

The most memorable occasion was sitting around the table at dinner at the ILs.

DD was doing her random word thing which of course , Sod's Law, started with 'Lucky' and ended up with 'Fucky' said repeatedly, very loudly. We nearly choked on our food.

DS3 loved tractors with a passion just he called them a 'fakker' this was compounded by his pronunciation of another as 'muvver'. We live in a rural area and saw many many 'muvver fakker's' over the years. (the only time I have succumbed to loud parenting 'yes darling well done that was another tractor good boy')

DS had speech difficulties so I did lots of loud parenting too like lostinwales to ensure that any audience realised that I was an excellent mother DS was not swearing

My 20 month dd's current classics are something resembling 'fa-fuc' for breakfast and 'gock' for sock (and the 'g' sounds a lot like a 'c' more often than not)... will be going back to childminder next week with an explanation of new words she's learned over Christmas

I work in a preschool and have a 4 year old with a speech issue there, one day he came outside shouting " teacher look at my big dick, can you hold it for me so I can do my coat up".... He was talking about a stick!

Ds (3) recently asked my mum is she would play a game with him, which he descibed as 'the one with the horse that buggers off'

We eventually realised that he was talking about Buckaroo (after a few questioning looks from my mum!)

Brilliant! Love the 'muvver fakker' especially!

My DD also used to say t instead of c, the worst incident being on the hospital shuttle bus when she claimed to be a dut and shouted 'twat, twat, twatty twat!' the whole journey.

ds2 has just turned two and got a mini football net for christmas and is constantly asking where his fuckfuck is (football) :)

Ahhh my 3 yr old also does this!

I had a word with preschool because I thought she was saying paki and fuck.
Now reading others experiences I belive she is rhyming too.

Pancake turns into pac sound
If that makes sense?