whats the most embrassing thing your child has done in public

[mummy2aisha]

Today my 2 year old opened my bag in a busy next store at the till without me seeing and pulled a tampon out thats fine I can get over that but then she started to pretend to stick it up lady bits over her jeans I was so embrassed I still cringe now . I loved to hear about other peoples cringe worthy situtions.

Daughter in seat in supermarket trolley pointed to a completely strange man further along the aisle and asked in piercing tones, "Mummy, does that man have a penis?"

My brother aged about 10 saw a Sikh man in a turban in a restaurant. He leaned over and in a stage whisper announced "Look! There's Osama Bin Laden!" I was very embarrassed!

In B & Q, spotted DD giggling and pointing at a dwarf and pushing DS along to get a closer look. I yelled at them to come away and DS (3 at the time) shouted at the top of his voice "but we want to look at the monkey man"

No kids of my own yet, but I distinctly remember my little brother aged about 3 announcing very loudly in a restaurant full of people that 'I have done a big runny poo and it is running down my leg. I told you I didn't like broccoli!'

mine is also tampon related; DD, then about 2, dragged into toilet cubicle with me; I pee, and she says, very loudly, 'oh mummy, you've got a string!'

Whilst waiting for 12 month injections DD was playing with the beads in the Doctor surgery and a very dark skinned black toddler came in (sorry if not politically correct) my DD promtly starts signing monkey.

Whilst swimming at 19 month DD saw a very obese man got in the pool que DD to shout "Look mum big boobies"