Funny toder wrd prnunciations that just aren't quite right!!

[TotorosOcarina]

My daughter just turned 2 and she says sme funny stuf

For nstance what we call play-ddh comes out as 'pedo'

When she wants t watch Shrek she asks for 'sket'

and 'found it' somehow comes out sunding like 'fuck it' - which is a joy in public places

im sorry, my keyboard isn't connecting today, neither is my brain

Is that how your toddler would pronounce the thread title? PMSL @ 'fuck it'.

2.4 yo DD is obsessed with animals, one of her favourites being a hippohoppomus. She also likes racing cars, especially Wiping A Queen from that Pixar movie.

We have banklits instead of blankets

DS used to call makka pakka 'bugger bugger'

pmsl at 'wiping a queen'

Not funny but the Gruffalo is a Fuffalo and until yesterday Angry Birds was Hungry Birds. I nearly cried when my dad taught her the real name :(

I'll be devastated when she starts to pronounce things properly.

eddeldubbing for bleeding (as in a cut, not swearing). I was quite impressed with that as it kind of had all the right sounds/letters but in the wrong order. She also used to say lellow for yellow.

We have helihopters, poon for spoon and clock was cock for a while. As TotorosOcarina said, fun in public places .

DS's favourite fruit enjoyed in the summer whilst watching Wimbledon are sploblys.

DS (2.1) has never said daddy - it's gaggy. DH gets very upset whenever he hears someone say that daddy is always the first word. We've tried to get him to say it properly and he can go 'd, d, d, gaggy'. It's really funny (to me anyway.

i used to say baksits and chinkers (baskets and chickens)

Oh DS used to say that famous thomas phrase and 'stinders and asses'

DS(2.2) says kwangadoo instead of kangaroo and I hope it takes him years to pronounce it properly as it makes me smile every time he says it.

Heppytopters for helicopters
Amberlote for envelope
Shoosers for shoes

"Jinji" for stinky