How to teach little boys to wee inside, not around, the lavatory.

[spidermama]

I have three boys and three lavatories. I spend more time than I'd like to on my hands and knees cleaning up wee and muttering angrily to myself.

My boys are 5, 3 and 7 months.

Any tips?

No MP you leave it in and it won't flush apparently.

can we have another thread ;

How to teach Big Boys to change the toilet roll?

Oh god! Good point.

I guess it'll flush off.

I just can't stomach the idea of the ping pong ball. It must get dirty with the poo and I can't bear the idea of having to get it out and clean it. Also, knowing my luck it would flush away when I didn't want it to. Surely, if you put enough paper or poo on it, the weight of that would flush it away? I am thinking of those ghastly floating poos my dh does which I can only get rid of by swamping them with paper. Can we have another thread: what to do with floating poos please? I need a break from all that Vaunda stuff.

Ha ha! Aren't you worn out with it though? And bored stiff? I felt... but no, I mustn't turn this into another one of her threads. So floating poos, what's your theory?

I can't believe he showed it to visitors! Only men would, wouldn't they? Proud of the size I suppose.

That's why I don't drink coca-cola.

Mummypumpkin. DO NOT READ THE VAUNDA STUFF. HONESTLY. YOU WILL REGRET IT.

But if I tell you you might read it! Unless you are on night shift or an insomniac or possibly just have more will power than me I can only repeat - DON'T READ IT.

part one of two
But it would take you all night.

You are a pusher Mrs Spider.

Yes definitely mummyp. But I did have nightmares.

And I also thought there is a documentary there if anyone wants to make it. Jimjams did make a very funny comment along the lines of "luckily all the disabled children were in Karl's class" which made me giggle lots of time but otherwise it was all a bit me, me, me.