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Is there a sneeky way to teach a child to eat so I don't have to hear him eating?

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belledechocolatefluffybunny · 27/09/2010 23:14

please? It's rather disgusting. He's 11, it drives me potty.

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Katisha · 27/09/2010 23:35

Does it have to be sneaky? I just tell my two to pack it in!

belledechocolatefluffybunny · 27/09/2010 23:37

Grin I don't think he knows he does it. He'd be mortified if I said anything, he's very sensitive.

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Katisha · 27/09/2010 23:41

But if you don't tell him, who will?

PeterTong · 27/09/2010 23:42

dude, seriously will " shut yer gob when your chewing" NOT SUFFICE?

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 27/09/2010 23:49

Does he keep his mouth shut? Surely that prevents the majority of the noise escaping?

belledechocolatefluffybunny · 27/09/2010 23:52

he kind of closes it, then he nose breathes so it sounds rather gross.

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Katisha · 27/09/2010 23:52

The latest one I am trying to overcome with DS1 who is 10 is clanging the spoon against his teeth...
I just say "FGS stop clanging the spoon against your teeth."

belledechocolatefluffybunny · 27/09/2010 23:57

Grin I'll try, I need the softly softly approach though as he's not too happy at school.

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FiveOrangePips · 28/09/2010 00:04

I have a 46 yr old who does noisy eating, I need to go deaf before my dc leave home so I just can't hear him, he also speaks with his mouth full. I am quick to point out to my dc not to, in a very pointed way and hope he will take notice. Sometimes I just stop and look at him, to let him know he is being noisy, I don't say anything.

I am sometimes tempted to join him in a very exaggerated fashion, drooling, spitting bits of food in his face as I speak to him... but I worry that it won't make any impression - then he starts sucking his teeth.

I just reach a point of meal time despair where his gobbling his food down like he hasn't eaten in three weeks is a good thing because he then usually finishes three times faster than everyone else - I married a troll?

EgyptVanGogh · 28/09/2010 00:35

Woman, for god's sake please, please tell him. 'Chew with your mouth closed,' or 'don't chew with your mouth open' should work nicely. Chew a ryvita, followed by macaroni cheese, with your mouth open, for demo purposed. Give him a mirror to use while he chews with his mouth open.

It's bad manners, he needs to stop it.

I too have a sensitive child.

Use humour.

FiveOrangePips · 28/09/2010 10:53

I agree with Egypt, think of all the people who will sit eating with him in future? I would also say that if he is sensitive you are sparing him feeling hurt by others ?

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