The rule book of how to eat for babies.

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1. If you have something in your mouth and decide that you would like something else instead dont bother wasting precious time chewing and swallowing - simply use the tongue to eject the current mouthful to make room for the prefered food.

Always remember to throw your untouched dish onto the floor as soon as mummy's back is turned.

When you have had enough to eat, politely let your Mummy know by upending your bowl, tossing it onto the floor and vigorously smearing and squidging the leftovers all over your tray / the table / your belly / the dog / your Mummy.

Always make sure if you're eating from a spoon or fork that you have a minimum of 6 on rotation - 2 for mummy, 2 for you and 2 for the floor.