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Banks

65 replies

Anonymous1098 · 17/08/2025 23:16

A little different, but what is everyone’s thoughts on the name Banks for a boy?

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tsmainsqueeze · 18/08/2025 12:27

Absolutely awful along with many other 'american style' childrens names for either sex.

ErrolTheDragon · 18/08/2025 12:41

Miriabelle · 18/08/2025 10:21

Just please don’t. Poor child!

(although as a pp said then you could always have a sister called Library and even go on to have a whole high street - Chandler, Grocer and Ironmonger sound great for boy triplets, no?)

I wonder how and when chandler did get accepted as a forename? Maybe because it’s not often used nowadays - not many candle makers, and most people (especially in the non coastal or very urban swathes of the us) have little call for a chandlery.

Miriabelle · 18/08/2025 12:54

ErrolTheDragon · 18/08/2025 12:41

I wonder how and when chandler did get accepted as a forename? Maybe because it’s not often used nowadays - not many candle makers, and most people (especially in the non coastal or very urban swathes of the us) have little call for a chandlery.

It’s always been a completely acceptable surname that originated as a vocation name, just as Baker, Smith etc. are. It seems to have become a forename via the American trend for making surnames into forenames.

ErrolTheDragon · 18/08/2025 14:30

Miriabelle · 18/08/2025 12:54

It’s always been a completely acceptable surname that originated as a vocation name, just as Baker, Smith etc. are. It seems to have become a forename via the American trend for making surnames into forenames.

Yes; what I’m wondering about is why that one isn’t so obviously weird as a forename versus some of the other ‘trade names’.

DenizenOfAisleOfShame · 18/08/2025 14:41

Is it the financial-sounding solidness of it that you like OP?

If so have you considered:

  • Cheque
  • Overdraft
  • Loan
  • Isa
  • Debit
  • Interest
  • Statement, or
  • Standingorder
?

They’d all go well with a familiar surname like Smith, Brown, Thompson, Robinson etc

BeaLola · 18/08/2025 14:58

Awful

Why not call him Road, Station, Bowl or Shop

ohbee · 18/08/2025 15:00

Lloyd? It’s a bank

TheHandmaidsSnail · 18/08/2025 15:04

This is one of the most unanimous ones I've ever seen in here

hereismydog · 18/08/2025 15:07

Ridiculous 😂

Pregnancy hormones are wild!

IdaGlossop · 18/08/2025 15:14

Spare the poor baby. All rhymes and near rhymes are bad: wank, spank, crank, dank, manky, hanky panky. Banks is a surname - Nick Banks, Pulp drummer.

Livingonbananabread · 18/08/2025 15:26

ErrolTheDragon · 18/08/2025 14:30

Yes; what I’m wondering about is why that one isn’t so obviously weird as a forename versus some of the other ‘trade names’.

When Friends first came out it was seen as a very weird name - I think he jokes about it in one of the early episodes. I’ve still not come across it used by anyone else.

Pemba · 18/08/2025 16:45

Didn't Phoebe's brother and his partner name one of the triplets that Phoebe gave birth to for them, Chandler? And that one was a girl I think.

Memberofstaff · 18/08/2025 16:52

Awful

ErrolTheDragon · 18/08/2025 16:53

ohbee · 18/08/2025 15:00

Lloyd? It’s a bank

Well yeah but obviously that’s named after a person - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sampson_Lloyd
as is Lloyd’s of London via the name of the eponymous coffee house owner Edward Lloyd.

HelpMeGetThrough · 18/08/2025 17:03

ohbee · 18/08/2025 15:00

Lloyd? It’s a bank

So is Barclays.

OP, don’t call him Barclays whatever you do. Having a Barclays in rhyming slang is as bad as calling the poor sod Banks.

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