You have to name your baby after the last food you ate

[Soubriquet]

You can go right down to ingredients such as Paprika if you want more variety

Mine would have to be...

Cocoa for a girl.

[BIWI]

Merguez

Thank goodness I'm too old to have another baby!

[Queenoftheashes]

[quote KingdomScrolls]@Puntastic I used to work with someone called Hazel Nutt , married Mr Nutt and took his name![/quote]
This her? www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-23289607.amp

[ByThePool2021]

Clementine. Well, it’s actually just an ‘easy peeler’ and could possibly be a satsuma but that’s not as pretty.
Otherwise I’ll be going all Gwyneth Paltrow and naming my baby Apple

[Thecatsawinner]

Kit Kat - great name

[PhilCornwall1]

Malted Milk Biscuit. Hyphenate the Malted Milk part and the child is instantly posh!!

Has a certain ring to it.

[Nightbear]

Honey (with yoghurt as the twin that drew the short straw.)

[longwayoff]

Consommé and linguine.

[Melitza]

@Thecatsawinner
Snap

[emmathedilemma]

Carrot (middle name celery)

[rooarsome]

Fava beans

[Ilovemaisie]

longwayoff I hope that's for twins !!

[Arbadacarba]

Apple

Perhaps that's what Gwyneth Paltrow did .

[Echobelly]

Another Almond here - honestly it's not that bad as food names go!

[Kljnmw3459]

Wotsit

[Orangesand]

Peppermint

I actually think that's a nice name for a pet!

[Nitw1t]

All bran...

King of the seven kingdoms.

[TagsMum]

Wotsit butty

[MikeWozniaksGloriousTache]

@Soubriquet

Ah but what did you have on your toast?

Maybe you could get variety from that?

It would be a choice of Marmite or Lemon Curd (I always have one slice of each savoury then sweet) ... maybe twins (boy / girl) would work with those names 😂

[FunnyWonder]

Apricot

(trying to use up the THREE boxes of Apricot Wheats I somehow accumulated and which DS1 has 'gone off' - after refusing to eat anything else for months and me having to search the four corners of the globe to get them during lockdown ... ahem, sorry for that)

[Blowingagale]

Cheese. I’ll put Cheddar Crumpet on the birth certificate though, just to make things annoying for them with a different official name.

[Boondia]

My lovely DD is named Burrito

[wellingtonsandwaffles]

Peanut
Jam
Toast

I know someone called Jam (James) and Peanut is cute I guess so could have been worse!

[Thoughtcontagion]

Mines going to be double barreled

Lentil-Curl, Len for short

[InTheNightWeWillWish]

Well I’m currently pregnant and just eaten a ritz cracker for nausea, so...

Boy - Ritz
Girl - Sunflower (oil from the ingredients)
I could probably also tenuously change barley from the ingredients to Bailey, which could work for either.

I’ll suggest these to DH at lunch

[Postern]

Meet my twins, Kimchi and Kombucha.

(I swear I'm not making this up, I stopped by a market stall to buy apples and on impulse bought a box of 'vegan mezze' which consisted mostly of kimchi, and a kombucha (mainly because I had no idea what it was...)