Brexita

[diddlediddle]

For a girl?

Shortens to Rex. Or Xita? I think Brexina is nicer, personally.

Remona!

And Farage for a boy?

Mona? Short for remona?

Brex for a bit is very cool, but brexita seems a bit dated and "of its time"

Would it be Brex-i-ta, or Brex-ee-ta?

How about Mymumfuckedupmycountrya?

Nigella Faragina?

Yeah I like Xita and Mona. It is of its time, true, but I also think it has staying power... and probably more than half of people will like it

Ramona is on my girl list but I just can't do it to her

It's getting more common these days to take a common name and add a slightly exotic twist to it - stick a 'van' or 'de' in there, or even an umlaut.

How about L' Eva?

How about L' Eva?

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How about L' Eva?

Inspired! And on-trend. Kudos.

My dh will annoyingly pronounce it Brit-exitta.

How do you you pronounce that? Is it Brex eeta or Bregz eeta?

L'eve is enough.

You could experiment with spellings and nicknames.
Leev, Leeve, Laeve, Lieve or, if you have (Northern) Irish connections, Liamh.

Other suggestions:
Bregzita/Bregsita
Europa-Unity
Schengena
Remaine

It's getting more common these days to take a common name and add a slightly exotic twist to it - stick a 'van' or 'de' in there, or even an umlaut.

Hm, I'd have thought Brexita's family would disapprove of that sort of foreign muck.

Wouldn't it be better to find a good Old English name, preferably one which can be spelled using a good Old English character such as a thorn or yogh?

Ooh, I like Nigella Faragina, but could you get Ann Widdecombe in there too?

Nigella-Anne Faragina Widdecombe Diddle

Widdecombella?

And her twin sister Europa

How about Borisette?

Yunka Tusketta van der Diddle

Borisina works nns could be Sina or Bo

Is it pronounced Brex-itta, brex-eeta, or Jane?