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How do you pronounce Joseph?

99 replies

fairybeagle · 26/10/2019 22:36

Joe-sef or Joes-ef?

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missmouse101 · 27/10/2019 08:20

Joze-if

emilybrontescorsett · 27/10/2019 08:53

Jo-zeph

emilybrontescorsett · 27/10/2019 09:05

I agree with Barbara.
It is also influenced by knowing/hearing lots of foreign pronounciation of names.
I'm probably influenced by this so I mix the 'English way' with the German way for example.
Also it is a fact that back in the day lots of spellings were decided by printers who were responsible for printing the spoken word.
They were not experts are quite frankly spelt things how they thought.
That is the actual fact.
Academics now come along and try and fit a theory into the English spelling of words which quite frankly is bollocks.
Sorry to disappoint you but that is the real reason as to why English is so hard to fathom and really doesn't make sense.
People will try and come out with all manner of phonetic nonsense.
When I taught students I told them the best way to learn to read was by reading. Just as the best way to learn to swim is to swim, not sit philososysing about it.

BarbaraStrozzi · 27/10/2019 09:16

Emily the experiment was fascinating - native speakers of English split words pretty arbitrarily, native speakers of French always split words the same way. The researcher running this experiment (she explained afterwards) was interested in people brought up bilingual from birth (I was one of her monolingual controls).

Turns out one language dominates. So if French is your dominant language, even if you speak English as a native due to being bilingual, you will consistently split words the same way every time while a monolingual English speaker will vary, arbitrarily.

Princesspaperbag · 27/10/2019 09:59

Joez-ev

Lavenderblues · 27/10/2019 10:12

I have no idea hiw people learn to spell english as a second language . It's hard enough as a first!!

Ha ha, Actually the English grammar is relatively easy! There are no gender differences (everything is 'the') and there are no cases like in German for example.

Interesting about the linguistic experiment. I'm bilingual but still instinctively pronounce words according to my 'first language rules'.

Naomimi · 27/10/2019 10:50

Joze-if

Eleanorbellanor · 27/10/2019 14:55

Joe-siff

SillyBub · 27/10/2019 14:58

Our next door neighbour is Joseph. My DC1 called him Joeswef for years Grin

Redspider1 · 27/10/2019 17:31

Incidentally, my Irish grandmother called her son Jospeh so he was more of a Jawsff. Grin

Redspider1 · 27/10/2019 17:31

Joseph obvs.

MikeUniformMike · 27/10/2019 17:40

Joe-zif

RoseMartha · 27/10/2019 17:46

Joes-if

AlliKaneErikson · 28/10/2019 06:01

Joe-suff (S.wales, here)

fairybeagle · 28/10/2019 10:53

Thank you all for all your replies. I don't think the difference in pronunciation would bother me massively as they are still fairly similar.
I was just wondering how people pronounced it as when I started to say it, as PP have said, I thought I pronounced it maybe both ways.
But think I'm mainly in the Joe-seph court.

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LeekMunchingSheepShagger · 28/10/2019 10:55

Joe-sif

123Dancewithme · 28/10/2019 14:48

Jo-siff. I don’t like the z pronunciation at all!

CharitySchmarity · 29/10/2019 12:04

Swamp it's basically asking if you use an S or a Z sound.

I use a Z sound, don't like it nearly as much the other way!

Namechangeymcnamechange11 · 31/10/2019 16:25

Joe-siff. My ILs pronounce it joez-eph. It bothers me not.

EmploymentIssues · 31/10/2019 16:27

I’ve read this thread now it’s like when you read a word so many times you think maybe it’s spelt wrong even though it’s not you’ve just looked at it too much
So now I can’t say my child’s name 🤣🤣

PuppyMonkey · 31/10/2019 16:31

My DDs (12 and 13) always Grin at the way I say Jo-seff. They are convinced it should be Jo-zeff.

I have a brother called Joseph, just to let you know, so obviously he and I have been saying it wrong all our lives.GrinHmm

helplessneedy · 31/10/2019 16:36

Joe zef

bellinisurge · 31/10/2019 16:38

Joe-ziff.

1066vegan · 31/10/2019 17:34

Joeziff

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