Names that made you think wtf?

[CuppaTeaTeddy]

My friends Mum recently had a baby and couldn't think of a middle name for her newborn girl. The Mum has a teenage sister, so whilst walking to the birth registration place, she let her pick the middle name just so her daughter had one. Turned out to be a normal name but what a way to pick a name.

There was a boy in my year who's middle name(s) were Ryan Giggs.

Anyone else come across strange reasons/funny names that made you wonder why the parents would want to put there child through it?

@informedchoice that's so funny!

I haven't stopped laughing for about half an hour, my belly hurts!

I have met a Wayne King and a Mary Christmas

Oh my teachers! We had a few good ones. My form tutor was Mr Pratt, always giggled at that. Two Richard Heads (one PE teacher and I don't know what the other taught but he taught me general studies in college and went by Dick).
I've heard of a Mrs French who taught French too.

My Science teacher was Mr Hardon!!!

Duane Pipe
Emma Royde
Annette Curtin
Justin Case

rachyconks - could it be the same one?!

I knew a Shirley Temple.

There is a Dior in my DSs nursery and a Chayse as well 😳

Ina Kitchen

I've met a Robin Banks

Joe king edits gardners question time. I always snigger a little at the credits 😂

Holly wood and jack Daniels at school made me got WTF , though eldest had a girl in her year with the amazing name Opus Dei which seems like something to live up to !

There was a girl in my school called Pretti Petal

Shirley temple is the local Chinese here - again I have a little snigger. It is , of course , in Shirley 😂

I used to work with somebody called Helen Heaven. Heaven was her married name but she kept it after divorce because she liked the effect.

When working in a call centre I spoke to a customer called Willie Cumming.

Oh yes, and DS has a friend who is known as Rizzi but her actual name is Rizla. Teenage gossip says her mum is Virginia and her sister is Amber but this remains unsubstantiated.

I know a Jo King too. It was her married name.

Riz Latif who reads the news on BBC1 always makings me laugh.

Makes me laughs

I know someone called Becky Leckey - she took his name when they got married! I had a PE teacher called Mrs Balls, a music teacher called Mr Bumhole (pronounced b'yew-mol-é) a maths teacher called Mrs Longbottom and a head of year called Mrs Pommefret. Head teacher was Mrs Head (Mary Theresa, making her MT Head).

Couldn't make it up!!!

@YolandiFuckinVisser OMG!! I've just spat my juice everywhere. This is the best!

Can't believe some of these, surely they can't all be real but good god they're so funny!

A journalist called Enda Story!

I work with a 'Butterfly'

@NickMyLipple BUMHOLE?!?! I'm done with this post, I can't cope 😂😂😂😂😂

My science teacher's name was Mrs Lesse and her husband was Richard. Not sure if he went by Dick.