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The Name Test!

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nenehooo · 22/08/2012 06:23

This has probably been done before, but a friend just introduced me to it and it makes sense so thought I'd share...
To test a potential name for suitability, try saying it in the following ways:

  1. Shouted across the park/supermarket/playground when they're a toddler "X come here!"
  2. When they're a teenager "I love you X" said by you or boyfriend/girlfriend
  3. As an adult in the workplace "Congratulations on your promotion X"
  4. Said like the Queen
  5. Said in a cockney accent

If it sounds right in all 5 ways, it's a good name for you!!!

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twooter · 22/08/2012 06:32
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Badgerina · 22/08/2012 06:32

You're forgetting the grand-high poobah of Mumsnet tests:

Say it with the prefix: The Hon. Mr Justice Firstname Lastname Grin

Apparently our children's names have more bearing on their future career than their social background or whether they attend public school.

nenehooo · 22/08/2012 06:37

Grin Badgerina! And what a scary thought...

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nagynolonger · 22/08/2012 07:02

Do you think Margaret Hilda Thatcher might not have been PM if her parents had put the Hilda first?

  1. Make sure you check it written down.....Do the initials spell a word etc.
BikeMedalsRunningMedals · 22/08/2012 07:20

Pah!

Do you like it?

exoticfruits · 22/08/2012 07:28

I think you ought to add the prime minister test or the top judge test.
What will they get called in the playground is another.

exoticfruits · 22/08/2012 07:29

Will they have to spell it for life because you decided the normal spelling was too boring is another.

sashh · 22/08/2012 08:52

Not just a Cockny accent, the accent of where you live.

RillaBlythe · 22/08/2012 08:52

Although you have to spell out lots of names - like A-n-n-a, yes, not Emma, not Hannah, not Anne...

TimeForMyOwnDSorDD · 22/08/2012 09:14

Excellent, I will keep this in mind!

Badgerina · 22/08/2012 10:43

I should point out that my 6 in the morning sarcasm may have been lost in here
somewhere Grin

Names do NOT have more bearing on a child's future than their social and educational background. Only one woman sits in the supreme court, and all but one went to Oxbridge.

Basically it doesn't matter if you pick a name that would sounds great as a high court judge. Unless he's a HE, is white, goes to public school and then on to Oxbridge, he'll never be one in any case.

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