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I know most of you won't like this name, but that doesn't matter. What I need to know is...

72 replies

allhailtheaubergine · 18/09/2011 16:14

... are there any reasons I can't use it?

Any negative references or unfortunate initial sequence that I didn't notice. That sort of thing.

The name is Gilbert.

Middle names probably Merle Thomas (though the Thomas is undecided).

Surname - short and fairly usual.

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DorothyGherkins · 18/09/2011 17:52

God I love it when I m useful! I was brought up in West Country, but moved to Lincs for 20 years and it seems to be known in all those quarters. Come on MNetters - who else knows bogies as gilberts, where are you?

jumpingjackhash · 18/09/2011 17:54

Never heard of the bogie thing but I can't get Gilbert, the Morgana character, out of my head. That's reason enough not to saddle a kid with it IMO!

RitaMorgan · 18/09/2011 17:57

I'm from the west country and live in Bristol and have never heard this gilbert/bogie thing.

LittleMissFlustered · 18/09/2011 17:58

No gilberts in my part of Yorkshire. Am loving the name and the nicknames too, which is a sodding miracle as I usually hate nicknames with a passion usually reserved for trainers.

SanctiMoanyArse · 18/09/2011 18:02

I can vaguely remember it (Bridgwater girl, ex anyway) but it was nothing I remembered until being reminded IYSWIM.

AlmaMartyr · 18/09/2011 18:03

I'm from and in the West Country and have never heard of that association.

MmeLindor. · 18/09/2011 18:07

Gilbert from Anne of Green Gables, my first girlhood crush.

FAB name.

Much better than your last babynames thread, Aubergine.

Bunbaker · 18/09/2011 18:12

Like Gilbert, but Merle is a girl's name to me - Merle Oberon is what came to mind.

Blu · 18/09/2011 18:16

Gilbert fine - artists Gilbert and George, v cool.

I have only ever come across Merle as a girls name though - I know 2 female Merles.

BedHog · 18/09/2011 18:18

Gilbert is a rugby and sportswear manufacturing company.

Here

So he'd always be able to get personalised sports kit without having to fork out extra! Grin

discrete · 18/09/2011 18:21

So long as he never lives in Argentina, it's OK (gil means stupid in Argentine slang).

PorkChopSter · 18/09/2011 18:25

Gil from Johnny Test, the twins love him.

But not Geoffrey - please, no.

babynamesgrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 18/09/2011 18:31

I actually love Gilbert and Thomas, not keen on Merle. Can't think of any weird things for kids to call him.. But you have to be an evil 8 year old to really know. And tbh they will find something to abuse him for because that's what they do.

Rhubarbgarden · 18/09/2011 21:02

I know a lovely male Merl, but he's short for Merlin. He has to contend with people calling him Meryl all the time.

picnicbasketcase · 18/09/2011 21:06

The name reminded me first of this bloke I knew a long time ago who called his penis Gilbert, then that green snot monster. So not all that nice, but that's just my opinion.

Oh yes. And Gilbert and George - more penises.

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wakeupeverybody · 18/09/2011 21:35

I'm another who thought- you can't call a child after a nickname for snot! My husband's family refer to 'green gilberts'- I had never heard them called that before I met him, but definately couldn't call my son Gilbert! Doesn't seem that widespread though, from other MNers opinions!

LadyMondegreen · 18/09/2011 21:42

It could grow on me, Gilbert. Herts born and bread, no green gilberts there.

ChunkyPickle · 18/09/2011 21:52

Green Gilbert. Was the Alien which poured snot from his nose, and lived on the Millenium Dustbin on some Saturday morning TV show when I was a kid...

I presume he was called that because of a previous association between the name and bogeys, but perhaps that's where it all started?
www.oddballsmcc.co.uk/bright.jpg Here's a pic of him....

DorothyGherkins · 18/09/2011 21:54

Chunky - I d forgotten about the Snot Monster! Thanks for the memory! But gilberts in general predate this Green Gilbert.

Clary · 20/09/2011 00:15

OK Merle is a girl's name (as in Merle Oberon) so you might want to change that.

Apart from Gilbert Blythe (nice but wet) and Gilbert O'Sullivan the only one I have known was at the (rather roughty-toughty inner-city) school I worked at last year. He was in the 6th form admittedly, but he seemed to carry it well.

They never gave him a nickname either, he was always Gilbert. He was a bit whacky tho, mad hair and glasses, so maybe that helped. Nice lad!

Re bogies btw - I'm from Lincolnshire and went to uni in Bristol and have never heard them called Gilberts!

sparkle12mar08 · 20/09/2011 09:57

I quite like it, and know a lovely little boy called Gil. But my first thought was Greenwich Mean Time is bound to be his nickname...

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