New arrival announced in my local paper parents must be on drugs.

[giliair]

Little girl named Pebble. Okay a little unusual but what do you think her surname is?

No I wasn't joking. The birth announcement said that the baby was born in Brighton so I think that is why they plumped for Pebble. They should have used it as a middle name, the poor girl cannot be expected to go through life being called Pebble Beech.

It's arguably better than Peach Beech...

What was wrong with Echo? Or Rockaway?

Stone me.

She ought to record a duet with Sandie Shaw.

I wonder if anyones used Button Moon yet